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Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
Oopsie doodles.
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Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel
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I heard he has a secret camera in the bathroom just for this very reason.
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It you guys get him kicked off AirBnB I'll be furious. It will ruin my Hajj.
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Good point. My prediction: the Pat saga surprisingly ends when he gets arrested for installing cameras in the bathroom
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Would be fitting for him to go down like opie
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It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.
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He would never do it. He would run away screeching "arrest this man!"
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I'm sure walking into a bathroom with someone shitting and then incapacitating them is perfectly fine. Pat is a lolcow milking machine.
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Gelatinous Lump
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That's been mentioned too.
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Multiple sources confirm
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Itd be worse than just A&B. Itd be false imprisonment at best kidnapping at worst.
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That's what finally put O.J. in prison for several years. Fatso would run his mouth and end up like his Milwaukee neighbor Jeffrey Dahmer with a broomstick up his ass if he was ever sentenced to prison.
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"This is Dan Mullen and he has committed multiple felonies against my family, arrest him right now!"
"....sir, don't do that."
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I never knew it was a crime to leave a shit in a toilet of accommodations you paid for. Does Wisconsin have a secret bathroom bill no other state has. I’m curious now.
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Lol Pat's gonna bust in, rip your shirt off and smack you in the gut like Bam Margera. "Payat, I gotta friggin' werk in da mornin!"
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I can't stop laughing at the thought of Pat frantically inspecting the toilet as soon as his guest checks out, finding a turd, and running outside and tackling him while he loads his bags into an Uber.
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I would love for someone staying to leave a photo of Patrick S Toiletson’s twitter account in the bathroom.