Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel

[Prison Enjoyer]

Sounds pretty damn queer if ya ask me

 

[iBangedQuasi]

If you're shitting you already are immobile, no? Are the police going to let the stlaker finish his bowel movement before the inevitable felony arrest? So many questions

 

[SFWA liaison]

Felony neglect to flush.

 

[despacito69]

Capital upperdecker.

 

[DMbA]

I will have to leave a one star review if I got chopped in the head and leave in a coma by a super host while staying in a airbnb

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Oopsie doodles.

 

[Professor Rape]

My ribs are glavening out of orbit

 

[guyincognito2.0]

He’s a real ballcock, that’s for sure

 

[Stent]

Pat will restrain your anus with his mouth, poopster.

 

[NigelCumia]

If you rent his Airbnb and shit in his toilet he'll bust in and hold you down until the police arrive right there on the tile.

 

[Professor Rape]

Arrested for "multiple felony charges" for not flushing after taking a shit in his house is seriously the funniest thing Pat's said in a while. I can't breathe.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

does he watch everyone taking a shit in case it becomes felonious?

 

[whippinghuskies]

does he watch everyone taking a shit in case it becomes felonious?

What's the difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh?

 

[Phish]

I hate when my misdemeanor bowel movements become felony shits.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Arrested for "multiple felony charges" for not flushing after taking a shit in his house is seriously the funniest thing Pat's said in a while. I can't breathe.

He’s the Thelonius Monk of doing bits.

Thelonius Cunt
Felonious Hump
Thelonelius Chump

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Picturing Patrick sitting in front of his computer (does he even have one?) or his phone watching the Airbnb cameras (they're disconnected when guests stay, honest!) while a guest takes a shit then making a panicked phone call to police when he doesn't hear a toilet flush is absolutely ribs smashing.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

You know, for being a straight guy who cums in a woman, he sure seems to talk a lot about wanting to hold other men.

 

[Phish]

You know, for being a straight guy who cums in a woman, he sure seems to talk a lot about wanting to hold other men.

Did you not see the last picture? Thats not a straight man

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I'm so sorry, @stealthytoilet.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

What's the difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh?

I know what you're upto, but no doxxy tah-day