Felony Medical Advice!

[UnPRePared]

does Pat even understand what Kayfabe is?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Pointless anyway. My advice would've included things like "you have a drinking problem. Stop drinking for the next few months and see if you feel and look better"

Funnily enough, he did actually admit to that on one of the Javier podcasts - "I probably drink more than I should". Not that it means anything since he I'm sure he plans to do nothing about it. If he's still drinking every single day in his 40s, then he's pretty much hopeless.

Fat idiot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Occasional silliness? We might have a new Leslie!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Occasional silliness? We might have a new Leslie!
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Looks kinda Downsy but clearly has a far better sense of humor than the Pig. Wonder what he thinks of Pat's claims or not being fat by any medical standard?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Rick sees this in the mirror (or maybe not?) but doesn’t hit the red alert button and make drastic changes. View attachment 152681

No one can convince me he isn’t dying.

So this is how he's chosen to end his life, stlaker.

Sad!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Occasional silliness? We might have a new Leslie!
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Seems like a good egg. I’m always surprised with how generous the good doctors are with their advice for Pat.

It’s a shame he’d rather drop dead of a heart attack than admit he could stand to lose a few. Oh well, time for him to crank another Twisted Tea.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Pointless anyway. My advice would've included things like "you have a drinking problem. Stop drinking for the next few months and see if you feel and look better", "wake up every day at 6.30 and start working by 8 at the latest", and "cut down on carbs." Something tells me it'd be falling on deaf ears.

You lost him at "start working by 8"

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Pat has never met a good Keith

"Fuck that fat faggot!"​

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Who the fuck is Dr. Siau? Seems like a good guy.

He is not and he will be incarcerated. Now hush, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

does Pat even understand what Kayfabe is?

Pat worked himself into a shoot a long time ago, brother.

 

[BudDickman]

We’re only trying to help, Pat!
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Holy shit, this is the "looks like they photoshopped you to look grotesque" bit, but for real.

Edit: This bit:

And then he falls for it the very next day

Yesterday he was too clever to fall for this bit: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/everyone-is-a-cyberstlaker.28141/ Yet today I try the exact same bit and it succeeds:

new.onaforums.net

 

[bantadant]

Looks kinda Downsy

How good of a chef do you think he is?

 

[CruisinColin]

"I probably drink more than I should".

He said that as a brag. It wasn't a self-awareness of his drinking problem.

 

[More Worser]

Dr. Keith says he has never talked with an asshole, and Pat Kool-Aid-mans in: “You have now!”

 

[More Worser]

Pointless anyway. My advice would've included things like "you have a drinking problem. Stop drinking for the next few months and see if you feel and look better", "wake up every day at 6.30 and start working by 8 at the latest", and "cut down on carbs." Something tells me it'd be falling on deaf ears.

Don’t forget “wash your penis, bucko”

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm not sure if its the lighting or what because photos of him after this have not looked nearly as bad but he looks especially off here

I like my beer as much as anyone but god damn if reading about liver related issues due to alcohol doesn't scare you into keeping your drinking in check than I don't know what will

That's how I quit smoking, I saw what it did to my father in law and I quit shortly after it slowly killed him

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm not sure if its the lighting or what because photos of him after this have not looked nearly as bad but he looks especially off here

I like my beer as much as anyone but god damn if reading about liver related issues due to alcohol doesn't scare you into keeping your drinking in check than I don't know what will

It's the aspect ratio

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Dr Keith has no idea what’s going on
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Did he Kool aid man himself in this thread or was he tagged, I'm 14 and hate Twitter

 

[Guest]

We’re only trying to help, Pat!
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Don’t accept the Thank You from the felon, Keith