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Best type of humor is truth, funsterSomehow the child-molestation being the reason these people always leave town never got old
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Best type of humor is truth, funsterSomehow the child-molestation being the reason these people always leave town never got old
canadian blood too. disgustingSo Fat has Jew blood? That makes his hatred of Israel and complete lack of money management all the more perplexing
Mazel tov, child.Hahahaha! Time to update the Kike Hate Thread.
in Reality the Raven's probably moved from New York to ONtario at that particular time because they were loyalists who sided with the crown. And the upside down pentagram is a Masonic symbol for the Order Of the Eastern Star. They were circus people and nigger fuckers though.The Ravens
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In the late 1700s, Peter Raven came over from jolly old England to New York State.
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He married Sabrina Cummings (prostitute in the Five Points District) who shat out another Peter Raven in 1786.
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Peter and Sabrina fled New York after committing welfare fraud and sodomy with a horse, and settled in Canada, where they had little Henry in 1820.
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Henry married Clarinda of the Sweet Family, who owned the biggest child brothel in Ontario before getting busted by the Royal Mounties and fleeing yet again back to the States, finding a home in Rossie, NY, and pooping out another burden named John Van Buren Raven in 1848.
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John Van Buren moved the Ravens over to where they would stay for the next century, becoming Wisconsin Rubes in the late 1800s. He fucked the village midget Edith one drunken night and they became pregnant John Wesley Raven, born in 1884.
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Harry would grow up to become the family's first kike-lover, marrying Mildred Berg at the turn of the century. Old Mildred would crap out Mama Raven - a Jew - in 1908.
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Mama Raven is a Jew. (Records are often not 100% accurate, as you can see here - it says Raven died in 2009, but that's simply not true, child.) It is true, however, that her mother's last name was Berg and she hated Jesus (look at the inverted pentagram on her tombstone).
The Tomlinsons
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Thomas Tomlinson of Durham, England, relocated to Trimbelle, Wisconsin after committing a series of boy rapes in London and Paris. He thought a new identity would suffice, and Trimbelle made the perfect new beginning. He would marry a beard named Mary Shawe.
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Mary would crap out a baby named John, and John would grow up to marry Roumina Coleman, a prostitute.
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John was born with one barely functioning testicle, so it was a miracle when Harvey was born in 1874.
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Harvey would marry prolific nigger-fucker Kathryn Donnelly and somehow launch a load into her bored-out vagina, producing Everett J. Tomlinson in 1904.
Everett would marry probable Jew Virginia Henrietta Frank and create Tommy Tomlinson, a faggot.
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The Tomlinsons and Ravens would end their 200-year American story with Patrick S. Tomlinson, who signed away his rights to his daughter in 2011.
I did some of my own research so I think either that's a red herring or she divorced tommy blowjobs and moved away.So Judith Raven was his mother? She past? I thought she was alive
Other than abandoning his children, this guy loved desertion like his descendant loves dessertFun fact: The first Raven to come to America - Peter - abandoned his sons back in England.
He participated in the Battle of Saratoga (7 Oct 1777), where he was wounded and left for dead, then
was nursed back to health by the Groom family of Clifton Park, Saratoga, New
York. He reenlisted in the British Army (probably as a means of being pardoned
for his "desertion" at Saratoga) in Jun 1781 at Lake Champlain, Quebec, Canada,
joining the 44th Regiment of Foot. In Oct 1781, Peter RAVEN received a letter
from his brother in England stating that Peter's wife had died shortly after
his departure and the the brother was caring for his two young sons. Peter
reportedly replied instructing his brother to keep all his property and his
sons; that he would never return to England. He deserted the 44th Regiment of
Foot and made his way back to the GROOM family in New York in Nov 1782.
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