The Ravens
In the late 1700s, Peter Raven came over from jolly old England to New York State.
He married Rachel Groom (prostitute in the Five Points District) who shat out another Peter Raven in 1786.
Peter and his wife Sabrina fled New York after committing welfare fraud and sodomy with a horse, and settled in Canada, where they had little Henry in 1820.
Henry married Clarinda of the Sweet Family, who owned the biggest child brothel in Ontario before getting busted by the Royal Mounties and fleeing yet again back to the States, finding a home in Rossie, NY, and pooping out another burden named John Van Buren Raven in 1848.
John Van Buren moved the Ravens over to where they would stay for the next century, becoming Wisconsin Rubes in the late 1800s. He fucked the village midget Edith one drunken night and they became pregnant John Wesley Raven, born in 1884.
Harry would grow up to become the family's first kike-lover, marrying Mildred Berg after the Depression. Old Mildred would crap out Mama Raven - a Jew - in 1946.
Mama Raven is a Jew. (Records are often not 100% accurate, as you can see here - it says Raven died in 2009, but that's simply not true, child.) It is true, however, that her mother's last name was Berg and she hated Jesus (look at the inverted pentagram on her tombstone).
The Tomlinsons
Thomas Tomlinson of Durham, England, relocated to Trimbelle, Wisconsin after committing a series of boy rapes in London and Paris. He thought a new identity would suffice, and Trimbelle made the perfect new beginning. He would marry a beard named Mary Shawe.
Mary would crap out a baby named John, and John would grow up to marry Roumina Coleman, a prostitute.
John was born with one barely functioning testicle, so it was a miracle when Harvey was born in 1874.
Harvey would marry prolific nigger-fucker Kathryn Donnelly and somehow launch a load into her bored-out vagina, producing Everett J. Tomlinson in 1904.
Everett would marry probable Jew Virginia Henrietta Frank and create Tommy Tomlinson, a faggot.
The Tomlinsons and Ravens would end their 200-year American story with Patrick S. Tomlinson, who signed away his rights to his daughter in 2011.
In the late 1700s, Peter Raven came over from jolly old England to New York State.
He married Rachel Groom (prostitute in the Five Points District) who shat out another Peter Raven in 1786.
Peter and his wife Sabrina fled New York after committing welfare fraud and sodomy with a horse, and settled in Canada, where they had little Henry in 1820.
Henry married Clarinda of the Sweet Family, who owned the biggest child brothel in Ontario before getting busted by the Royal Mounties and fleeing yet again back to the States, finding a home in Rossie, NY, and pooping out another burden named John Van Buren Raven in 1848.
John Van Buren moved the Ravens over to where they would stay for the next century, becoming Wisconsin Rubes in the late 1800s. He fucked the village midget Edith one drunken night and they became pregnant John Wesley Raven, born in 1884.
Harry would grow up to become the family's first kike-lover, marrying Mildred Berg after the Depression. Old Mildred would crap out Mama Raven - a Jew - in 1946.
Mama Raven is a Jew. (Records are often not 100% accurate, as you can see here - it says Raven died in 2009, but that's simply not true, child.) It is true, however, that her mother's last name was Berg and she hated Jesus (look at the inverted pentagram on her tombstone).
The Tomlinsons
Thomas Tomlinson of Durham, England, relocated to Trimbelle, Wisconsin after committing a series of boy rapes in London and Paris. He thought a new identity would suffice, and Trimbelle made the perfect new beginning. He would marry a beard named Mary Shawe.
Mary would crap out a baby named John, and John would grow up to marry Roumina Coleman, a prostitute.
John was born with one barely functioning testicle, so it was a miracle when Harvey was born in 1874.
Harvey would marry prolific nigger-fucker Kathryn Donnelly and somehow launch a load into her bored-out vagina, producing Everett J. Tomlinson in 1904.
Everett would marry probable Jew Virginia Henrietta Frank and create Tommy Tomlinson, a faggot.
The Tomlinsons and Ravens would end their 200-year American story with Patrick S. Tomlinson, who signed away his rights to his daughter in 2011.
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