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You're involuntarily celibate. You wear condoms to jerk off?
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Fear of condom breaking
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Wrong in every delusional detail as always, stlaker.
His whore of a grandmother does it (sacred muslim tradition).
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alright I'm putting the lil Coqster back on ignore. Enough boqposting, it's like picking on a weak animal (effeminate muslim). See you in a few months @Child.. when I again make you seethe more with 5 posts mocking issaq scumniggers than paul does with 50. You're a gay little queer mudslime lmfao. Grannyster is banned from LitCrit now so I'm happy.
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You're a nut with some kind of turrets. You're middle aged/40+ and behaving like this...You definitely need to be behind bars, but not prison. IMO an insane asylum, and for your own good.
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Well, you would know
You're obsessed with penises. No wonder no woman will marry you.
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Why are you so neurotic about getting a woman pregnant? Is it because you're afraid of losing your millions? The purpose of sex is to have children. You are trying to circumvent the law of God by trying to have sex w/o begetting children. Jus sayin' ...
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The answer will disgust you, it's because I'm having sex with nonwhites (they're easier to fuck than white women). I don't want mixed race kids. Once I get a white gf (lol) I won't be neurotic about it.
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Lmao he's in his 40s and is unironically posting "I blocked u!!" on an internet forum. He hangs about in playgrounds trying to touch children no doubt, because they have the same mental age and he thinks that makes it OK. Sick.
You are an old man wasting your entire life thinking about people on twitter and forums. 2500 posts on here alone in less than a year. 7 posts a day, 7 days a week. It's obvious that this is your entire life, and you have no friends. Literally nobody gives a shit who you "put on ignore". What a massive loser.
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The god that likes peanuts?
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I thought only gays still used condoms
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The one time it happened to me it was more of an annoyance. "Great, now we have to go get plan B. Go put your shoes on." It was at the point of the relationship where it was pretty much already over so she didn't care either. It turned out the pill was useless because it was at the no babies time of the cycle so the next day I shot ropes in her with impunity. It was pretty neat. Anyway she's dead now.
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Wait, when's that? Right before the period?
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Beat the fear and dont put one on in the first place.
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I think it was in the second half sometime, yeah. I had to look it up. Apparently there's like a six-day window where there's any risk and outside of that you can put the coat hanger down and give her all the goo you want.
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What's the point of "XL" condoms? You can stretch out any type of condom like a fucking party balloon. Nice buying into a marketing strategy that targets your vanity stupid.