Favorite Soprano's quotes & scenes

[Snake]

Funniest scene on TV.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The scene where Sean and Matt try to kill Christopher, when Sean takes one in the head and Matt screams "JIZZ!!!!" never fails to slay me.

 

[DanFielding]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

One thousand more?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

One thousand more?

 

[DanFielding]

 

[DieNortonDie]

The scene where Tony and Tony B are checking out the space for his massage parlor.

Tony: good thing there’s a dog groomer next door in case anybody wants some lunch

Then after a bit more conversation, the Korean guy’s daughter walks in and Tony starts flirting with her and checking her out. Chris barges in and loudly says; “Can you believe there’s a dog groomer next door in case anyone wants a snack!” Then he sees the Asian girl and awkwardly stares off into space. As she walks away, the camera pans down towards her ass then cuts to a shot of all 3 men looking at her ass as she leaves.

The whole scene is just hilarious

 

[Snake]

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Johnny Sack - Two hundred grand for insulting my wife? What’s next Carmine, HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION??!!

Carmine - He wants to fuck her?

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The scene where the Jew guy said something about the romana and Tony goes “you’re lookin’ at ‘em”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also this one:

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

“Hey was sucking a cub scout’s dick.”

 

[Brooke Shields]

I like to use this one when a friend is describing something he had to do with a female

 

[Brooke Shields]

Then he sees the Asian girl and awkwardly stares off into space.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Tony after AJ got in trouble for trashing the schools pool.

"OOOH, AND ON YOUR MUDDAH's BIRTDAY?!"

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

In a world filled with faggotry, i ask myself this all the time

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Asuka]

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They see your big brown clit?