Favorite Fat Pat Flub? (POLL)

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I liked Pat confusing Enter the Dragon with The Last Dragon

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Also Citizen Caine.

 

[Rudderman]

I think my personal favorite is the gas company text, because it showed how bad his reading comprehension is for just a few sentences, plus:

CANCEL


NO
STOP

is just really funny to me.

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[Lamont & Tonelli]

I identify as xyvcwzer

I didn't know you were Polish.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I didn't know you were Polish.

I like to think of it as handicapable.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I think my personal favorite is the gas company text, because it showed how bad his reading comprehension is for just a few sentences, plus:

CANCEL


NO
STOP

is just really funny to me.

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It's hilarious that he's so gullible and stupid he thought "NO STOP" would work.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Those are not my boobs you're seeing, stlaker. I do not have tits, stlaker. I have pecks.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"Atalker" as a typo is the funniest, but "Eclectic" is the real gold. His repeated use of it in his book completely exposed him as the community college dropout he is.

And his editor didn't even give a shit it was wrong.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Don't thank the felon Keith

 

[Randal_X2]

Will that be in the liTTerature?
Not a flub but to call instructions liTTerature with an emphasis on the T's is retarded.

SWATTing warms my soul. Is it a phonetic error based on his cadence? Or perhaps the extra 'T' is for the terror manifesting in his crunchy underwear when the wellness checkers begin rapping on his hovel door.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

'Lede actor' was deliberate. He thought that was correct.

Also 'my wife and I's'.

 

[PogromStallone]

I like "perchance" the best because that whole sentence was just pure stammering retardation.

Mecca/mecha

Cans someone remind me when he fucked these up?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Cans someone remind me when he fucked these up?

Perchance was on some podcast/video stream (long before his recent media tour) where he said he said a 'perchance for violence'.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Burried in strange

 

[ChimpanZ]

Torque wheeler had to have been the most humiliating for him, I got second hand embarrassment

 

[NoBacon]

Getting his own name wrong immediately in court is without a doubt the best.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Torque wheeler had to have been the most humiliating for him, I got second hand embarrassment

Especially how he bungled it with some bullshit copy pasta that he had stored in his notes. Which also tells us how seriously he was taking it, making it's embarrassing reveal all the more painful.

 

[Will Tate]

"Black hack hat...black haT hackers."

 

[Guest]

Getting his own name wrong immediately in court is without a doubt the best.

It was like god himself smiled down upon me in that moment. I can tell you exactly where I was and what I was doing.

I did the Antonio banderas computer gif IRL

 

[AliceWorquer]

I liked Pat confusing Enter the Dragon with The Last Dragon

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Lol. Bruce Lee was signed to motown, child. It's on the plaque retard, how could he be that stupid? The confidence he has schooling people with something he just learned himself is hilarious. Literally everything he has to say is just a half informed summary of something he quickly read somewhere, but with all the details fucked up.

 

[patrick is fat]

“ecliptic” is the best written typo because it’s a direct result of his retarded method of not editing his work and it’s actually in a fucking book with his name on it. it’s also just so stupid because it’s a “science-y” space thing that he could have just looked up in 5 seconds on google. it really demonstrates his stupidity.

however, nothing beats saying your own name wrong out loud to a judge in a real court proceeding.