Favorite Fat Pat Flub? (POLL)

[Guest]

Which one has brought you the most joy?

 

[Guest]

Personally I think aTalker is his best work, but when I heard him say “Patrick S. Thomas” live, I couldn’t breathe.

I immediately knew he fucked up, I knew he knew he fucked up, and we both knew the moment would be immortal and rubbed in his face within half a second.

I couldn’t fawkin’ breathe I was LOFFIN so hard

 

[porquedealer]

misspelling of LOTR names.
Shows what a poser faggot he is and has only watched the films and heard them.
The tattoo is just

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Transphobic Pat is underrated. Very problematic, very disrespectful.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

"Atalker" as a typo is the funniest, but "Eclectic" is the real gold. His repeated use of it in his book completely exposed him as the community college dropout he is.

 

[RoTheHo69]

My name is saranwrap and I identify as xyvcwzer

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Tangenially

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Tactic

 

[Guest]

Transphobic Pat is underrated. Very problematic, very disrespectful.

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Oh my god that’s great

 

[RoTheHo69]

Tangenially

Tactic

I can't pick.

 

[Meownaw]

Will that be in the liTTerature?
Not a flub but to call instructions liTTerature with an emphasis on the T's is retarded.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Mecca/mecha

Perfectly illustrates how dumb and white trash he is and how he doesn’t read. also how he’s a faggot manchild.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Ebinezer was a good one.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I quite enjoyed "Wring, stlaker."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like "perchance" the best because that whole sentence was just pure stammering retardation. "Ecliptic" is also a good one because it's a mistake that he made multiple times in his professionally authored novel.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I liked Pat confusing Enter the Dragon with The Last Dragon

 

[stealthygeek]

Eclectic. He forever changed that definition for me and it actually got fact checked by an editor.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Pat decides what words mean, so none of the above

 

[guest]

My favorite part of atalker was when @SpaceEdge posted the phone exchanges (presumably between Pat and a reddit rascal) where he called him "fatalker". Still think of that on a near-daily basis.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Eclectic. He forever changed that definition for me and it actually got fact checked by an editor.