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A&W is the tops in the small whaling village of CanadaCanadian spotted because the american version of AW is fucking trash.
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A&W is the tops in the small whaling village of CanadaCanadian spotted because the american version of AW is fucking trash.
You must've missed the picture of one of his eggs and bacey breakfasts (think its the one with the corn) and in the table reflection is one of those giant McDonalds cups. The ones shaped like an upside down Pat.Patrick S Faggotson hates McDonalds, proving it is objectively the best fast food chain.
My taco bell is like my chik fil a. All white kids and they are very polite. Maybe it's a rarityAll this shit is fucking nasty. I can't think of a single time I had any fast food that I enjoyed.
Taco Bell is probably the worst. It's all the same horse shit served up different ways. The employees also tend to be subhuman.
McDonalds is absolute garbage as well. I haven't been in one in probably 10+ years, but back then it seemed like only blacks ate there.
Wendy's used to serve baked potatoes - maybe they still do? That's the only positive thing I can say about them.
In-n-Out is a great summary of what happens when you eat the food there. I know a lot of people make a big deal about it, but it's pure shit.
Subway is a step up from dog food. I have a hard time calling that shit they serve "bread." Also, fat fuck Jared Fogle touched kids.
The Burger King is fucking gross. They serve onionless onion rings. Makes me wish there was a Burger Robespierre.
Chick-fil-A is probably the closest thing to actual food on this list. They also seem to employ only polite white children where I live, so props to them on that. I might actually eat there once in a while if the fucking lines didn't wrap around the building twice.
Popeyes employees are always rude fat black women. Keep it. The food is nasty as fuck anyways.
Arby's claims to have the meat, but I haven't seen any evidence of it on their sandwiches. That roast beef looks like prison food.
Panda Express is a great place to get diarrhea.
Culver's gets my voteI'm all fawkin in wit da Culver's.
Their meatball (put chipotle and hot sauce on it) and Buffalo chicken eat pretty good.Whoever voted for Subway should be executed
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Good, law abiding white men that have jobs and pay their taxes.
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Have the palette of Sam Robert's and have never made themselves a home cooked meal.
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In their 30s or older, but still call their mothers asking for $5 to get something to eat.
Taco bell always has new interesting stuff (that's just remixed old stuff but whatever), they're pretty cheap, have $5 boxes, are delicious despite using soy meat, and you can even eat healthy there if you order from their fresco menu. They're usually open late and their breakfast is pretty good too, although a bit too greasy. Yeah it's unhealthy but so is all fast food. Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Firehouse subs are fawkin great
they have hot sauces all goodThey fucking stink. I was shocked when I heard people praise it nonstop and then went to one to find out it's just a tiny step above subway.
To be fair it's pretty hard to fuck up a meatball subTheir meatball (put chipotle and hot sauce on it) and Buffalo chicken eat pretty good.
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