Fat unemployed man explains why he has to tweet all day instead of getting a job

[NoBacon]

You adjust because you have no choice. It will probably mean a pay cut unless you can work remote. But the tradeoff is worth it for your sanity and safety. If your family physically needs you close then yes, you will have to stick it out for a while. Plus, the quality of wife material will increase the further you're out of the libtarded cities and colleges.

I know I’m just raging against the dying of the light, but I don’t want to just flee and accept it’s over. it is over though, der krieg ist verloren.

 

[Jenna]

Weird how he gets offended by that, but takes personal responsibility for 9/11.

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Holy shitballs, this might be the most delusional thing he's ever said.

I had just flunked out of community college and moved to Florida to work for a pyramid scheme. In my spare time, I uncovered that planes would be flown into buildings on 9/11, because I considered myself personally responsible for protecting America like Superman. I told the authorities what would happen, to ground all flights on the Atlantic seaboard, but they didn't listen and let it happen.

My hindsight is perfect, and I deserve way more than 1 retweet and 9 likes for almost saving the Twin Towers.

 

[RobertMewler]

I know I’m just raging against the dying of the light, but I don’t want to just flee and accept it’s over. it is over though, der krieg ist verloren.

Yeah but by moving you can improve the few years left in your wretched life and watch the rest of the world burn first from afar. Otherwise, stay put and stew in your misery.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat should move out of the country, LARP that he's in exile

 

[Josef Kuminski]

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There’s no way he stole this from a comic book. Rick has claimed he doesn’t read comics and yet is the world’s biggest Marvel fanboy. He’s a big fat phony you see.

 

[DominusOdium]

Holy shitballs, this might be the most delusional thing he's ever said.

I had just flunked out of community college and moved to Florida to work for a pyramid scheme. In my spare time, I uncovered that planes would be flown into buildings on 9/11, because I considered myself personally responsible for protecting America like Superman. I told the authorities what would happen, to ground all flights on the Atlantic seaboard, but they didn't listen and let it happen.

My hindsight is perfect, and I deserve way more than 1 retweet and 9 likes for almost saving the Twin Towers.

He's got the brain and mindset of a 11 year old sitting around fantasizing about getting a time traveling Delorean and going back to kill Bin Laden, save Anne Frank and tell the Titanic to turn sooner.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out this was a "Big" movie situaiton where he asked a Zoltar machine to be big when he was 11 and woke up obese and old but with the mind of a child who was failing out of school.

 

[NigelCumia]

Is it possible he's getting money for tweeting like Nana? It explain alot

 

[NigelCumia]

Coreyreynolds making some great points. Must kill Pat that he can't just child him away

He's radical and insane but at least walks the walk

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s currently fighting with annoying black man Richard Bottoms and claims the military will go around shooting us soon

 

[Treat Yourself]

He’s currently fighting with annoying black man Richard Bottoms and claims the military will go around shooting us soon
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Hey Rick! They can't shoot you if you kill yourself first. Something to think about between Miller Lites.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They’re gonna kill us!!

He must get this nonsense from Niki - really explains why he’s such an overdramatic woman and his posts are liked / retweeted by lonely cat ladies

 

[Jenna]

They told peaceful protesters to scram so Trump could take a nice picture! Genocide of American citizens is clearly the logical next step!

Prime example of why nobody takes his chicken little horseshit seriously.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Looking at the new header graphic, could one feasibly, and legally make merch from it? If anything to send Pat into a "enjoy litigation, child" tizzy if he claims that the crying fat man truly is his likeness.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Richard Bottoms is just as obnoxious as Pat so I hope they really start fighting

You know Pat wants to call him an N person so bad right now.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

RACE WAR!!!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oh shit, call him an N person Pat - you know you want to!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Richard bottoms bitch

You gonna let that fat white man push you around, Richard?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Don't reduce me to "white man" niggerrrrrr!!!!

 

[NigelCumia]

They told peaceful protesters to scram so Trump could take a nice picture! Genocide of American citizens is clearly the logical next step!

Prime example of why nobody takes his chicken little horseshit seriously.

They also openly laughed at the time that Trump and his family fled to an underground bunker because they were threatening to breach the White House gates. He can't even get his propaganda straight

 

[NigelCumia]

Oh shit, call him an N person Pat - you know you want to!
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And just like that Rick has been red pilled.

Yes you do, stupid. You're entire political belief system is reducing people to their race and gender and then rewarding/penalizing them accordingly