infinitely pathetic. even his wedding was centered around consooming shitty pop culture garbage made for children
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It probably was a Birthday cake that was rejected and sat in the "oops we made too much"/day old rack, they just scraped Happy Birthday off it and Niki got a cheap cakeMy girlfriend is a professional pastry chef, so I showed her the image of the good cake vs the one that Pat had made. She doesn't understand why they didn't just use a transfer sheet to get the design on the cake. She says that the fondant designs are too thick and sloppy to even see clearly. She didn't say Pat was fat, but that's only because I didn't ask.
Update: she also said the colors of the cake are so shitty that it looks more like a birthday cake instead of a wedding cake
he was probably rocking a serious hangoverI'll never get over how goddamned miserable he looks at the altar. I thought she was his second, better wife? He must have looked suicidal when marrying Ade!
It’s a dummy cake for sure.could be this
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*shot in the headHe should be shot into space for that alone.
How lady like of her to hold her tongue.My girlfriend is a professional pastry chef, so I showed her the image of the good cake vs the one that Pat had made. She doesn't understand why they didn't just use a transfer sheet to get the design on the cake. She says that the fondant designs are too thick and sloppy to even see clearly. She didn't say Pat was fat, but that's only because I didn't ask.
Update: she also said the colors of the cake are so shitty that it looks more like a birthday cake instead of a wedding cake
I don't know what the top says, probably some nerd shit. But the date is 10-21-2017, which is the day they were married. Also, and I don't want to go into detail about this yet and give pat help finding da source, but this is from a friend of theirs.What's that Allan's 2017 shit? Isn't that attached to the cake or is it behind it? Either way maybe it's a birthday cake and I think you might have the wrong one. Or Niki and Pat got a discount birthday cake for their wedding.
rumor is he couldn't get married in a church because each time he got near his feet started to burnI'll never get over how goddamned miserable he looks at the altar. I thought she was his second, better wife? He must have looked suicidal when marrying Ade!
Nailed it.Feels v. Reals:
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A friend? Now I know you're fibbing. Pat doesn't have any.I don't know what the top says, probably some nerd shit. But the date is 10-21-2017, which is the day they were married. Also, and I don't want to go into detail about this yet and give pat help finding da source, but this is from a friend of theirs.
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Fat duds.
They got married in a coffee roaster's named Anodyne.Is that place some sort of dining establishment/restaurant? Because in the bottom right corner that looks like a baby seat at a restaurant. They moved everything and set up nice chairs for one wedding but for Rick's did they just leave the tables and chairs and seat the few people who bothered to show on whatever they had laying around?
My fawkin ribs. How’d you like your own show on Compound Media?It looks like they got the greeter to decorate it
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