Fat Rick and Drinky's terrible wedding cake.

[Oogie Farts 1488]

infinitely pathetic. even his wedding was centered around consooming shitty pop culture garbage made for children

 

[Ladynyahh]

I've yet to see anything about Patrick that is not worthy of ridicule. Everything about him is laughable, even this retarded wedding cake. Nice job sucking at everything, stupid.

 

[Stent]

What's that Allan's 2017 shit? Isn't that attached to the cake or is it behind it? Either way maybe it's a birthday cake and I think you might have the wrong one. Or Niki and Pat got a discount birthday cake for their wedding.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

My girlfriend is a professional pastry chef, so I showed her the image of the good cake vs the one that Pat had made. She doesn't understand why they didn't just use a transfer sheet to get the design on the cake. She says that the fondant designs are too thick and sloppy to even see clearly. She didn't say Pat was fat, but that's only because I didn't ask.

Update: she also said the colors of the cake are so shitty that it looks more like a birthday cake instead of a wedding cake

It probably was a Birthday cake that was rejected and sat in the "oops we made too much"/day old rack, they just scraped Happy Birthday off it and Niki got a cheap cake

 

[guest]

I'll never get over how goddamned miserable he looks at the altar. I thought she was his second, better wife? He must have looked suicidal when marrying Ade!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'll never get over how goddamned miserable he looks at the altar. I thought she was his second, better wife? He must have looked suicidal when marrying Ade!

he was probably rocking a serious hangover

 

[MonsterSteve]

Looks like something I made with Playdough as a child, child.

 

[guest]

could be this

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.marthastewart.com/7942470/cost-wedding-dummy-cake-explained[/URL]

It’s a dummy cake for sure.

get it? He’s dumb

 

[Meownaw]

Were all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?
He should be shot into space for that alone.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He should be shot into space for that alone.

*shot in the head

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The empty baby seat in the third photo is a really nice touch. I'd say the pig put it there on purpose, but he's too unfunny and stupid to understand symbolism.

 

[guest]

How dare this assmunch (badly) quote Doctor Emmett L. Brown.

 

[guest]

My girlfriend is a professional pastry chef, so I showed her the image of the good cake vs the one that Pat had made. She doesn't understand why they didn't just use a transfer sheet to get the design on the cake. She says that the fondant designs are too thick and sloppy to even see clearly. She didn't say Pat was fat, but that's only because I didn't ask.

Update: she also said the colors of the cake are so shitty that it looks more like a birthday cake instead of a wedding cake

How lady like of her to hold her tongue.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

What's that Allan's 2017 shit? Isn't that attached to the cake or is it behind it? Either way maybe it's a birthday cake and I think you might have the wrong one. Or Niki and Pat got a discount birthday cake for their wedding.

I don't know what the top says, probably some nerd shit. But the date is 10-21-2017, which is the day they were married. Also, and I don't want to go into detail about this yet and give pat help finding da source, but this is from a friend of theirs.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'll never get over how goddamned miserable he looks at the altar. I thought she was his second, better wife? He must have looked suicidal when marrying Ade!

rumor is he couldn't get married in a church because each time he got near his feet started to burn

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Feels v. Reals:

Nailed it.

 

[Stent]

I don't know what the top says, probably some nerd shit. But the date is 10-21-2017, which is the day they were married. Also, and I don't want to go into detail about this yet and give pat help finding da source, but this is from a friend of theirs.

A friend? Now I know you're fibbing. Pat doesn't have any.

It could be part of something on the wall behind the cake. Maybe it says something in a local Wisconsin dialect about being fat and worthless.

edit: This is worse than I thought. OF COURSE it's a fucking quote from Dr Who.

Allons-y which means "Let's Go" in French.

Allons-y

Allons-y, according to the Tenth Doctor, was French for "Let's go". (TV: Midnight [+]Russell T Davies, Doctor Who series 4 (BBC One, 2008).) It was one of the Tenth Doctor's favourite sayings; he especially wanted to say, "Allons-y, Alonso", (TV: Army of Ghosts [+]Russell T Davies, Doctor Who...

tardis.fandom.com

Nigga, you gay and your wife ain't shit either.

 

[guest]

Fat duds.

Is that place some sort of dining establishment/restaurant? Because in the bottom right corner that looks like a baby seat at a restaurant. They moved everything and set up nice chairs for one wedding but for Rick's did they just leave the tables and chairs and seat the few people who bothered to show on whatever they had laying around?

 

[RobertMewler]

Is that place some sort of dining establishment/restaurant? Because in the bottom right corner that looks like a baby seat at a restaurant. They moved everything and set up nice chairs for one wedding but for Rick's did they just leave the tables and chairs and seat the few people who bothered to show on whatever they had laying around?

They got married in a coffee roaster's named Anodyne.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

It looks like they got the greeter to decorate it

My fawkin ribs. How’d you like your own show on Compound Media?