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Fat People HATE thread

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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No surprise that the student loan deadbeat on the left looks like Trigglypuff 2.0 and probably majored in gender obesity studies and that's why she can't pay off her debt (not like she could have walked all the way to her mailbox once a month to mail the check anyway). What's the deal with the pajeet on the right? Is he the only street shitter that forgot to major in IT? If you "need relief" so bad, go back to Bengaluru and then you can relieve yourself in the street among the "40 million" other piles of shit, literally and figuratively.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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My coworker is a fat slob. Very intelligent guy, great electrician, but just a morbidly obese sloppy mess. We work outside and lately hes having a really hard time keeping up so he applied to a different company for a foreman position hoping it would be less physical. They read his resume and did a phone interview and told him hes the perfect candidate. They sent him the paperwork that clearly says “you cant be a fat shit and must be able to work for 8-10 hrs a day outside” and he signed it and sent it back to them. He said when he went to do the face to face interview as soon as he walked through the door the interviewer made an audible “ooof” and said “sorry bro we rescind our offer. Its just not gonna work out”. Hes been a bitter obese mess ever since then, just gaining and gaining more and more. Makes me fucking sick to see him eat 4 hotdogs AND a hamburger for lunch. I could stand to gain a few tbphwy.
 
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Who's laughing now? Whitney Thore, the 27-stone star of the Fat Girl Dancing YouTube video says she's happier than ever after being given her own TV show

We are, fatso

She said: 'I'm 380lbs, I would love to lose some weight but I'm also the happiest I have ever been.'

A happy piggy is a dancing piggy. Yech!
 

Build Black Better

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"She would question why she looked different to the doll." Because you ate way more cheeseburgers than Barbie stupid.

"Why do I have this [FUPA] and she has that?" Actually Barbie doesn't have "that," she doesn't have anything down there because she's a fucking plastic doll and Mattel didn't want little girls like Lena Dunham playing doctor shoving things in Barbie's twat.
 
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