Fat people are such fucking burdens

[nasty twp]

I went to the beach today and there was 2 some kind of Chinese chicks sitting by me and everytime a big fat person walked by they pointed at them and talked about them like they've never seen something like that before. I wish I could reach that level of fat shaming.
They were eating grapes and I was eating potato chips so I know they were judging me too

Were they nomming the grapes audibly and passive-aggressively?

 

[captain_kamala]

Were they nomming the grapes audibly and passive-aggressively?

Of course
The chicks were by me and the men were a little ways off blasting some chink pop music. There's a few ethnicities that are obnoxious with their music in public, but I was not expecting that from them

 

[LiberalPussy]

Fat women should be outlawed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went to the beach today and there was 2 some kind of Chinese chicks sitting by me and everytime a big fat person walked by they pointed at them and talked about them like they've never seen something like that before. I wish I could reach that level of fat shaming.
They were eating grapes and I was eating potato chips so I know they were judging me too

In grade six on some field trip, wherever we were, there was also a bus load of straight up, no-english chinks walking around pointing at shit and taking pictures. They were enamored by this one kid in my class and they all took turns taking pictures with him by some fountain and they were manhandling him pretty rough lol. Not sure why the teacher or chaperones just let it happen. It was really bizarre. I think they thought he was a celebrity for some reason but he was just some unremarkable chunky kid. Not even the fattest kid in the class, so that couldn't have been it.

"You never bereeve, I take pictcha with Sean Connery in Canada today!"

*shows a picture of him grabbing some frightened and confused 11 year old boy by the back of the neck forcing him to sit on the edge of a fountain*

 

[aRTie02150]

I went to the beach today and there was 2 some kind of Chinese chicks sitting by me and everytime a big fat person walked by they pointed at them and talked about them like they've never seen something like that before. I wish I could reach that level of fat shaming.
They were eating grapes and I was eating potato chips so I know they were judging me too

Asian people will make fun of anyone's weight. Fat or skinny.

I find it charming.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Asian people will make fun of anyone's weight. Fat or skinny.

I find it charming.

There's a youtube channel of some white American guy who speaks like every language fluently and he just records him busting out African click language or whatever Asian ching chong shit to people who speak it and it makes them instantly love him and try to give him a bunch of free shit.

The Chinese, especially older ones are actually kind of hilarious and wise. They think everyone else are pussies and they're kind of right. I'm pretty tough but I cried to the movie Riding In Cars With Boys. They watch their closest friends get ripped into industrial machinery or have their own limbs torn off and just never think about it again.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I haven't used an elevator unless I absolutely had to since I was 20.

I take the stairs in imitation of my hero Doug Walker.

 

[Brooke Shields]

days of female introspection later...

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

There's a youtube channel of some white American guy who speaks like every language fluently and he just records him busting out African click language or whatever Asian ching chong shit to people who speak it and it makes them instantly love him and try to give him a bunch of free shit.

I went to Amateur night at the Apollo like 10 years ago and one of the performances was this Tokyo drift type Asian break dancing to a rap compilation / video game sound effect mashup song that only dance dance revolution Asians would enjoy.

The guy who went out right before him was this very gay black guy who fucking butchered “The World’s Greatest” by R Kelly so the very black audience booed his bitch ass off the stage.

Anyways, Tokyo drift walks out in his red adidas track suit and starts break dancing to this weird ass mashup song and it’s fucking awkward. The crowd starts booing him and then out of nowhere he hit this move where he pulled himself up off the ground by his own collar to the sound of those green pipes from Super Mario and went right into the robot and the crowd fucking loses their minds.

He gets a standing O but finishes 2nd to a fat black woman who sang “I will always love you” by Whitney Houston, which is like the national anthem of Harlem.

We walk outside and TD is taking selfies with like a dozen black people so I guess any Asians who aren’t fluent in Berber can fall back on breakdancing to win them over.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went to Amateur night at the Apollo like 10 years ago and one of the performances was this Tokyo drift type Asian break dancing to a rap compilation / video game sound effect mashup song that only dance dance revolution Asians would enjoy.

The guy who went out right before him was this very gay black guy who fucking butchered “The World’s Greatest” by R Kelly so the very black audience booed his bitch ass off the stage.

Anyways, Tokyo drift walks out in his red adidas track suit and starts break dancing to this weird ass mashup song and it’s fucking awkward. The crowd starts booing him and then out of nowhere he hit this move where he pulled himself up off the ground by his own collar to the sound of those green pipes from Super Mario and went right into the robot and the crowd fucking loses their minds.

He gets a standing O but finishes 2nd to a fat black woman who sang “I will always love you” by Whitney Houston, which is like the national anthem of Harlem.

We walk outside and TD is taking selfies with like a dozen black people so I guess any Asians who aren’t fluent in Berber can fall back on breakdancing to win them over.

Fuck that R Kelly song is stuck in my head now. I hate that song. I remember the video.

I'm that little shred of hope
When my backs against the ropes
Hey I made it
Mmm
I'm the world's greateEest

 

[DMAN]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

You told this story over a year ago. Hmmmmm... Fibber?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Funsters that use the elevator to go one floor should be put to sleep, brother.

People at my job use it to go down one floor. Psychotic

 

[SB1's Awful Bloody Toes]

People at my job use it to go down one floor. Psychotic

Are they always big fat black bitches

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Are they always big fat black bitches

Usually fat white guys. It’s shockingly lazy.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

There's a youtube channel of some white American guy who speaks like every language fluently and he just records him busting out African click language or whatever Asian ching chong shit to people who speak it and it makes them instantly love him and try to give him a bunch of free shit.

The Chinese, especially older ones are actually kind of hilarious and wise. They think everyone else are pussies and they're kind of right. I'm pretty tough but I cried to the movie Riding In Cars With Boys. They watch their closest friends get ripped into industrial machinery or have their own limbs torn off and just never think about it again.

That guy is entertaining
His wife is a fucking dog though. Dude went to ching Chong China and got an ugly slant for a wife. How do you even do that as a white dude

 

[Child..]

That guy is entertaining
His wife is a fucking dog though. Dude went to ching Chong China and got an ugly slant for a wife. How do you even do that as a white dude

"this is what love looks like.jpg"

(my pic uploading privieldges revoked by Bernie)

 

[Cartoon Redux]

They watch their closest friends get ripped into industrial machinery or have their own limbs torn off and just never think about it again.

It's not because they are "wise." It's because they are bugs.

 

[johnnynoname]

fat people didn't even earn being fat

it really IS genetics because do you realize what kind of work ethic it takes to CONSISTENTLY eat 8000 calories a day....

and don't @me with shit about it's easier to hit that benchmark everyday with highly processed foods

 

[captain_kamala]

fat people didn't even earn being fat

it really IS genetics because do you realize what kind of work ethic it takes to CONSISTENTLY eat 8000 calories a day....

and don't @me with shit about it's easier to hit that benchmark everyday with highly processed foods

They eat constantly. On r/loseit they are experiencing hunger for the first time in their lives and completely panicking about it. They can't tolerate being slightly uncomfortable for an hour and always looking for hacks like if they just stuff themselves with lettuce they'll be ok.

 

[captain_kamala]

Checking in on r/loseit. Fuck this gay world