Fat people are such fucking burdens

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol

 

[HH Brother]

My aunt, Beatrice Mullen died the same way, brother. RIP

 

[captain_kamala]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did 10 minutes of walking on the treadmill and had to decompress the ol spine. I'd bet that she got stuck on it again too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

I haven't used an elevator unless I absolutely had to since I was 20. I worked just moving shit around a university campus and I got stuck in a freight elevator in an empty building and I had a dogshit phone with no service. It was only like 3 hours but I definitely considered jacking off in there. They didn't have to Mission Impossible me out. Someone came looking for me and got it working.

 

[HH Brother]

I haven't used an elevator unless I absolutely had to since I was 20. I worked just moving shit around a university campus and I got stuck in a freight elevator in an empty building and I had a dogshit phone with no service. It was only like 3 hours but I definitely considered jacking off in there. They didn't have to Mission Impossible me out. Someone came looking for me and got it working.

Funsters that use the elevator to go one floor should be put to sleep, brother.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

I notice he didn't comment on your hair.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Horrible flatso. They should have dressed her like a fat deer.

 

[eggfella]

they should’ve cut out a wall & brought in a crane to flip the inversion table just to really embarrass her. worthless fat slob. that didn’t look like surveillance footage either. that tub of shit staged this for fat clout

 

[MeansTARD]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

That did not happen to you. It would be more believable if you said you were the firefighter.

 

[porquedealer]

Yeah its 3am.. but there is no staff present?

Seems pretty dangerous when you have stupid fattys with little mobility strapping themselves into things like that.
Not to mention the friend in another room lifting weights solo.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Yeah its 3am.. but there is no staff present?

Seems pretty dangerous when you have stupid fattys with little mobility strapping themselves into things like that.
Not to mention the friend in another room lifting weights solo.

I’d like to see what kind of man goes to a gym at 3am with a disgusting fatso

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Fat women sitting on things and breaking them is pretty funny.

Just another painful reminder that life isn't designed for them.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Depends on the type of fat person you’re talking about. A James Gandolfini type fat is way more respectable than a looks like a slug Jim Norton type fat.

Note that this only applies to men. There are very few, if any, respectable fat women. The fat bitch from that show This is Us is shaped like a fucking bowling ball. She’s a fucking disgrace.

The only redeeming quality fat women have is that they look like fucking C-3PO or Robocop when they fall to the ground. It’s fucking hilarious. Even bull dykes who wear flannel and are a little overweight hit the ground like a fucking statue.

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Six minutes and she called 911? You barely even hung upside for a whole session, all you have to do is press your legs back against it, even if you're fat as her you can easily get back into place, also why didn't she call the friend she went with instead of 911, retarded bitch.

 

[Child..]

Anyway I think its a fake story from the (now right leaning) elite to normalize fat shaming. Orange = 33

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I got stuck in an elevator a few months ago. They removed a portion of the ceiling and lowered down a ladder. When the firefighter saw me he said thank God you're nice and thin

Too bad he didn’t close that part of the ceiling and say “it’s empty, boys” over his walkie talkie

 

[captain_kamala]

I went to the beach today and there was 2 some kind of Chinese chicks sitting by me and everytime a big fat person walked by they pointed at them and talked about them like they've never seen something like that before. I wish I could reach that level of fat shaming.
They were eating grapes and I was eating potato chips so I know they were judging me too

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They were eating dog sandwiches and I was eating potato chips so I know they were judging me too

Fixed it