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Speculations on what she wears? Something with ambergris and lots of animalics I'd wager.
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Fat Maggie's $cent is intoxicating
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No problem, that's like 3 plagiarized paintings
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It's White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor or Red Door by Elizabeth Arden. Both are available at your local Walgreens - no shopping cart needed.
Federic Malle or Diptyque are above her price range, at least until she sells a few samurai tracings, or her gypsy husband figures out how to defraud the Jax/Florida/federal government in some way...
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I'm calling her a fat whale
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Moose Manatee Schill. Still a fat cunt that probably smells like a Manatees vagina.
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I guess this is why her husband doesn
Fawk I can't even recognize her anymore, she used to look like a bbw Japanese geisha girl. I can relate to running up debt on food orders, I deleted all those apps a couple years ago since I live right by a bunch of fast food places, a dominos and a 24 hour 7-11!Plus she can't afford to get her dog groomed until she makes a sale and lord knows she ain't bathing it herself
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I'd believe her if she said she was samoan because she's so fat. Poi eating bitch.
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She is surprised the asians arent claiming her. Shes a fat tatted american. Japanese dont want you.
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She just won’t stop expanding
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Her favorite eyeshadow primer is $28 btw. And it is the best but I don't have to shoehorn my ethnicity in there to tell you why.
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She’s Florida white trash pretending to be Asian to seem interesting.
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I grew up with quite a few hoes like that. Then you’d have the black girls claiming they were part Native and dressing like Cree Summer even though they were jet black for the same reason.
I also knew a fair amount if mixed Asian and white folks and they often got labelled as Asian. This bitch is like 1/32nd Mongolian at best and thinks she should be included.
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Cree summer reference. I see you
Her album was good as fuq.
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Is she still pregnant?
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Bam's been mocking this fat fraud for years and I still have no clue how she came on our radar or what her relation to Pat is, which kinda only makes it funnier. Maybe there isn't any and Schill once caused the local Cuban restaurant to run out of plantains just as Bam was about to order.
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I guess people will finally recognize her as Asian since she’s now the size of a sumo wrestler
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He was never seen again
