Fat Maggie's $cent is intoxicating

[captain_kamala]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She barely does housework and she has nowhere to be

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm sure the expensive perfume mixed with her fat woman scent smells great!

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm sure the expensive perfume mixed with her fat woman scent smells great!

Plus she can't afford to get her dog groomed until she makes a sale and lord knows she ain't bathing it herself

 

[Opesterino]

what a disgusting fat body. any clue what she ran up so much debt on?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

what a disgusting fat body. any clue what she ran up so much debt on?

You can see what she spent money on in the picture above.

 

[captain_kamala]

what a disgusting fat body. any clue what she ran up so much debt on?

Instacart mostly

 

[Opesterino]

You can see what she spent money on in the picture above.

Poor JP Morgan and Associates, they done got Schill'd.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Instacart mostly

I really think she ran up the debt because she thought Joe Biden would cancel it. “I’m a student and it’s my debt!”

 

[TheRealColinQuinn]

Sadly I'm a bit of a fraggot myself but I can guarantee that this lummox pays out the ass for any basic bitch "gourmand" (AKA VANILLA COOKIE ONLY) designer fragrance some dead-eyed TikTok influencer glazes instead of doing her own due diligence to find something unique. There are serious diminishing returns once you start paying more than $35 for a scent, but what do I know? All I need is a few sprays of Bogart Signature on my chest and I'm ready to face another day of hard labor at the job site!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Who has $278 just lying around! ?

 

[captain_kamala]

Reminder than Dan bought flavia a bottle of baccarat rouge for valentines day

 

[Easily_Remembered]

She wears kevlar in case she encounters any runaway, out of control shopping carts. You know those things have been known to kill people?

I heard that she hoofs herself to completion while watching Cart Narcs.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Can someone remind a nigga who dis bitch is?

 

[captain_kamala]

Can someone remind a nigga who dis bitch is?

 

[porquedealer]

On a 2 year payment plan for starbucks and instacart.
junkies paying restitution to the victim of their crimes have more dignity.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She doesn't have a job and cant even drag her fat ass to the grocery store.

My friend drained a bunch if his savings because he didnt want to cook for himself so it was doordash 2 or 3 times a day for who knows how long. Those extra fees really stick it to you.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Has she claimed to have “lost the baby” yet? She’s a fat tub of shit over 30 so I don’t see a baby making to birth.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Who has $278 just lying around! ?

Imagine needing a two year, 24 payment schedule to pay back $6,000 in your mid-30s.

 

[RickReternal]

She’s up there with Hildy in the hate leaderboards. She’s really fucking stupid on top of everything else. Makes it worse.