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Fat Maggie's $cent is intoxicating
- Thread starter captain_kamala
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She barely does housework and she has nowhere to be
I'm sure the expensive perfume mixed with her fat woman scent smells great!
Plus she can't afford to get her dog groomed until she makes a sale and lord knows she ain't bathing it herself
what a disgusting fat body. any clue what she ran up so much debt on?
You can see what she spent money on in the picture above.
Instacart mostly
Poor JP Morgan and Associates, they done got Schill'd.
I really think she ran up the debt because she thought Joe Biden would cancel it. “I’m a student and it’s my debt!”
Sadly I'm a bit of a fraggot myself but I can guarantee that this lummox pays out the ass for any basic bitch "gourmand" (AKA VANILLA COOKIE ONLY) designer fragrance some dead-eyed TikTok influencer glazes instead of doing her own due diligence to find something unique. There are serious diminishing returns once you start paying more than $35 for a scent, but what do I know? All I need is a few sprays of Bogart Signature on my chest and I'm ready to face another day of hard labor at the job site!
Who has $278 just lying around! ?
Reminder than Dan bought flavia a bottle of baccarat rouge for valentines day 
She wears kevlar in case she encounters any runaway, out of control shopping carts. You know those things have been known to kill people?
I heard that she hoofs herself to completion while watching Cart Narcs.
I heard that she hoofs herself to completion while watching Cart Narcs.
Can someone remind a nigga who dis bitch is?
On a 2 year payment plan for starbucks and instacart.
junkies paying restitution to the victim of their crimes have more dignity.
junkies paying restitution to the victim of their crimes have more dignity.
She doesn't have a job and cant even drag her fat ass to the grocery store.
My friend drained a bunch if his savings because he didnt want to cook for himself so it was doordash 2 or 3 times a day for who knows how long. Those extra fees really stick it to you.
My friend drained a bunch if his savings because he didnt want to cook for himself so it was doordash 2 or 3 times a day for who knows how long. Those extra fees really stick it to you.
Has she claimed to have “lost the baby” yet? She’s a fat tub of shit over 30 so I don’t see a baby making to birth.
Imagine needing a two year, 24 payment schedule to pay back $6,000 in your mid-30s.
She’s up there with Hildy in the hate leaderboards. She’s really fucking stupid on top of everything else. Makes it worse.