Fat idiot

[guest]

I would love to go and take a pic with him to post here, but I'm too good looking and would be outed as a pest immediately.

"Your arms are too defined and your cheek bones too high to be a fan of mine, child."

 

[RoTheHo69]

So he's saying the police will let you get chicken tikka from the back of the squad car? Not bad.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Someone should go with a custom t-shirt depicting Pat's sales numbers.

 

[Bigsmooth]

"FAFO" ??

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I would love to go and take a pic with him to post here, but I'm too good looking and would be outed as a pest immediately.

"Your arms are too defined and your cheek bones too high to be a fan of mine, child."

Anyone taking a photo with him would instantly out themselves, because nobody does that

 

[Steroid Maximus]

"FAFO" ??

Fuck Around and Find Out. Rick thinks if he acts like he's in his late twenties that we'll all forget he's in his forties.

You're fucking old, Rick, by the time you start using expressions you read on Twitter, they're years past their shelf life.

 

[guest]

So is the plan to just attack anyone who comes to his book signing I guess?

suppose it makes sense if he has zero legit customers

 

[Random username]

Oh he's gonna sign a book for me.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

80s action hero Pat fucking stinks. "We are ready for you. You are not ready for us". I'm shaking.

It's like the movie Heat.

"I do what I do best, laugh at fat guys like you. You do what you do best try to stop guys like me laughing at fat guys like you. Maybe you deploy the entire Milwaukee police department to arrest me, or maybe we never see each other again."

 

[Mitch Weaver]

@CuntFucker promises to outdo his pepperoni prank at this fagcon. His exact words were “तुम सूअर का बच्चा चूसो”

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How does he not understand why everyone clowns his ass

 

[captainjapan]

 

[CaroIMaxheinie]

Christ...

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Oh he's gonna sign a book for me.

We will have a conversation.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"We are ready for you. You are not ready for us."

 

[captainjapan]

Nipple on display....... Disgusting

 

[Easily_Remembered]

We're supposed to be afraid of the same faggots who called George RR Martin mispronouncing some ooga booga names "actual violence"?

These child sex enthusiasts are literally afraid of words, and they do indeed hurt them. I'll take my chances, thanks.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I bet he’s going to have some kind of public meltdown at this con during one of his panels.

I hope some randomn civilian says some word like "farfetched" or the name Tyrone. Something that will make pat think they must be a stlaker and he spergs out.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Nipple on display....... Disgusting

Those are peckssssss...

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Nipple on display....... Disgusting

Very disrespectful!