Fat fucking slob

[Brooke Shields]

Why isn't there a photo of him enjoying it at the festival with Nikki?

My theory is that they're splitting up, Nikki having had enough of his fighting atalkers 24/7 nonsense. She left for a few days so he could get his shit and move it to the other half of the half-hovel. That's why there was confusion about which address he was at.

So, Pat's got no fridge to store food - so he bought some ready-made - and no dining table to eat it off of, so he's dumped the food on the largest flat surface he can find. I think those are his jeans in the top half of the frame too, as he took them off as soon as he got home.

Either that, or they're using their bedsheets as a picnic blanket at the festival and Nikki's taken her jeans off because she's a whore.

this would imply Patrick wouldn't eat this slop til he got home.
The same Patrick who couldn't wait to take a picture of the center cut of his raw beef wellington, unless i'm to assume he was lying and it wasn't heavenly

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He really thinks hes a renaissance man, guarantee he googled the name to get it right. "Yeah I'm a bit of an authority on upper saxony dishes, it could be argued much of the cuisine we think is french was actually developed east of the rhine".

"Nein, kinder, this dish is from the Rhineland, I'm sorry du bist ein dumkopf"

 

[Hudson]

How much you wanna bet he eats that glob of butter by itself.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Has he started making niggerbraten?

Schvartzebraten

 

[Chive Turkey]

He really thinks hes a renaissance man, guarantee he googled the name to get it right. "Yeah I'm a bit of an authority on upper saxony dishes, it could be argued much of the cuisine we think is french was actually developed east of the rhine".

He clearly didn't read enough to notice that you're not supposed to eat fucking potato salad with it. Regular potatoes or rosti and you don't have to be a cultured twat to figure that one out: the sauerbraten is drowned in strong gravy so you get something plain to mop it up, not a rich side dish that's marinated in even more fucking vinegar.

Schvartzebraten

Sauerbrotha

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Any excuse to pig out and get drunk.

I wonder how many people he is calling a nazi at this german event.

 

[The Greaseman]

Falsch, Kind

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I love that he got cuffed and sperged out to some female officers less than a week ago

He's already forgotten about it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's already forgotten about it

He is telling everyone that will listen. He love playing the victim.

 

[guest]

I ate 2 Reese’s big cups today and feel like a fat fuck I can’t imagine what I’d feel like if I stuffed this shit down my gullet with 5 beers

 

[FurBurger]

He is telling everyone that will listen. He love playing the victim.

I pity the poor bastard that had to server him.

"Hi - how are ya?"
"OK, after getting assaulted by jackbooted Nazis at 1 am the other night"

"What can I get you"
"A lot of food, ha! I worked up quite an appetite after getting assaulted by jackbooted Nazis at 1 am the other night"

 

[guest]

I was thinking it wasn't his bed but a picnic table or something with the cheap white plastic tablecloth on it. Maybe Niki laid her purse down, but it also looks like there;s a pair of sweatpants or a hoodie and some kind of denim. I don't think people are throwing clothes down on the table at the festival so maybe he is fatly eating on his bed.

 

[kingship75]

I ate 2 Reese’s big cups today and feel like a fat fuck I can’t imagine what I’d feel like if I stuffed this shit down my gullet with 5 beers

I’m all-in with the Reece’s Big Cup, brothaman. Perfect chocolate / peanut butter ratio.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Such an aggravatingly ambiguous photo. Why the fuck are there clothes heaped on what I would assume is some sort of shitty festival table? If it's not a table and it's a bed, why did he drive home from the festival with the food and set it there to photograph it? Fat tedious fuck. Did Niki bring it home and leave it in front of the door of his half of the hovel?

 

[guest]

Eating that shit in his underpants in bed while Niki eats Jen's box downstairs. Wouldn't even let him get his one black plate and fork. He probably ate that sub-mediocre garbage with his hands

 

[guest]

I’m all-in with the Reece’s Big Cup, brothaman. Perfect chocolate / peanut butter ratio.

It’s the greatest invention of the last 15 years. They’re fantastic. Best candy

 

[guest]

I was thinking it wasn't his bed but a picnic table or something with the cheap white plastic tablecloth on it. Maybe Niki laid her purse down, but it also looks like there;s a pair of sweatpants or a hoodie and some kind of denim. I don't think people are throwing clothes down on the table at the festival so maybe he is fatly eating on his bed.

I think nikki carries around spare clothes in case her Special Little Boy has an accident. Probably keeps wipes in her purse too.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I ate 2 Reese’s big cups today and feel like a fat fuck I can’t imagine what I’d feel like if I stuffed this shit down my gullet with 5 beers

Pat keeps 2 big cups with him at all times.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Why is the food on a bed? Did he rush two plates of food home from a festival to take a picture of it on a bed? Meanwhile there's gravy and red cabbage spilling onto his bedsheet, fucking disgusting.

Don't worry, he ate the sheets too