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Fat fucking slob

LongIslandchomper

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Add in a half dozen beers and he's at 4000 calories before noon. Disgusting pig.
 

FurBurger

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Why is the food on a bed? Did he rush two plates of food home from a festival to take a picture of it on a bed?
Why isn't there a photo of him enjoying it at the festival with Nikki?

My theory is that they're splitting up, Nikki having had enough of his fighting atalkers 24/7 nonsense. She left for a few days so he could get his shit and move it to the other half of the half-hovel. That's why there was confusion about which address he was at.

So, Pat's got no fridge to store food - so he bought some ready-made - and no dining table to eat it off of, so he's dumped the food on the largest flat surface he can find. I think those are his jeans in the top half of the frame too, as he took them off as soon as he got home.

Either that, or they're using their bedsheets as a picnic blanket at the festival and Nikki's taken her jeans off because she's a whore.
 

Chive Turkey

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That can't be good. "Festival food" means it's been sitting on a hotplate for hours, not terrible for the meat and gravy but that cabbage and potato salad must be shitty.

Why the fucking bed as well? Did this lump really go to some festival downtown to get this plate and immediately drive back home to take a picture of it? On his fucking bed? Don't they have a dining area or a table somewhere in their hovel? Were they just too filthy or filled with clutter so he had to shove it in his sleeping pen instead?

Rick let his food get cold and spill all over his fucking bed just so he can tell an uncaring world about it. Fucking brain-rotted dope.
 

Jenna

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Why isn't there a photo of him enjoying it at the festival with Nikki?

My theory is that they're splitting up, Nikki having had enough of his fighting atalkers 24/7 nonsense. She left for a few days so he could get his shit and move it to the other half of the half-hovel. That's why there was confusion about which address he was at.

So, Pat's got no fridge to store food - so he bought some ready-made - and no dining table to eat it off of, so he's dumped the food on the largest flat surface he can find. I think those are his jeans in the top half of the frame too, as he took them off as soon as he got home.

Either that, or they're using their bedsheets as a picnic blanket at the festival and Nikki's taken her jeans off because she's a whore.

My guess is Niki attended the festival with Jen or another friend, he whined to bring him home something, and presto. Now there's two types of gravy stain on that bedsheet.
 
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