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Fat cow mm schill instacarted herself into over $8000 of credit card debt. Nearest store 0.3 miles away.

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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Ryan is the one in the glasses
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Mfw I show up for the craigslist orgy
 

RickReternal

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Lol no
Last time I talked to huskies I watched him shoplift alcohol from some Korean lady's store on FaceTime and whatever reason he gave to justify it I was just like 👍🏾
Hope he's ok
Didn’t he off himself?
 

captain_kamala

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When he first came here he PM'd me asking about Bam and said she used to hit him up for sex all the time, which I didn't ask.
Eww really? He whined about wanting to kill himself until I gave him my phone number then would send me pics and FaceTime me begging me to tell him he was good looking and I'd fuck him so he wouldnt off himself. Average looking fat white guy.

He's a boomia level millionaire and property owner, offered me an apartment in queens but can't come up with $7 for crystal palace vodka
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Eww really? He whined about wanting to kill himself until I gave him my phone number then would send me pics and FaceTime me begging me to tell him he was good looking and I'd fuck him so he wouldnt off himself. Average looking fat white guy.

He's a boomia level millionaire and property owner, offered me an apartment in queens but can't come up with $7 for crystal palace vodka
Lmao incredible. I think you were in the nut house or something and he asked where you were and I said you were taking a break and I wished you the best and was happy to leave it at that and he was like "I haven't heard from her since she used to hit me up for sex" lol. His little babies are gone.

I used to like his insane nazi planning shit on the sub and he was the Lord of the Lentils but goddamn he turned out to be hilariously pathetic. I'm starting to wonder if there ever was a beautiful Belen or little babies at all.
 
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Eww really? He whined about wanting to kill himself until I gave him my phone number then would send me pics and FaceTime me begging me to tell him he was good looking and I'd fuck him so he wouldnt off himself. Average looking fat white guy.

He's a boomia level millionaire and property owner, offered me an apartment in queens but can't come up with $7 for crystal palace vodka
No, you definitely hit him up for sex.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Yeah but why pay $6 + tax for eggs when you could pay $7.50 + tax + delivery fee + surcharge + tip? You really expect her to walk 1000 feet to Publix?
It’s those shopping carts! They traumatized her! I remember once she cried that she couldn’t work out at her gym (yeah, ok) because the vacuum
Cleaner they use to clean throughout the day was “too loud”

I’m surprised her dopey husband hasn’t killed her yet for a life insurance payday. He really married the biggest dud of a person he could find. She lays around the house all day running the AC since they live in FL and she’s fat while he works and she can’t even do the bare minimum of going grocery shopping. I bet she didn’t tip because she liked to brag about how much she hated service workers and liked whenever she could be a bitch to them.
 

WifeStoreWill

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It’s those shopping carts! They traumatized her! I remember once she cried that she couldn’t work out at her gym (yeah, ok) because the vacuum
Cleaner they use to clean throughout the day was “too loud”

I’m surprised her dopey husband hasn’t killed her yet for a life insurance payday. He really married the biggest dud of a person he could find. She lays around the house all day running the AC since they live in FL and she’s fat while he works and she can’t even do the bare minimum of going grocery shopping. I bet she didn’t tip because she liked to brag about how much she hated service workers and liked whenever she could be a bitch to them.
Life insurance? Her life has negative value, no way she’s insured.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Life insurance? Her life has negative value, no way she’s insured.
She once posted how her husband watched pretty much nothing but “unsolved mysteries” (while bitching about how LOUD it is Of course) so I thought he might be trying to come up with a plan to get rid of her after getting a life insurance policy.
 
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