Fat cats are as gross as fat people

[satanssockpuppet]

My former GF adopted a big fat cat from Petco, they had her in this tiny cage and let people feed her all day. That cat was like a huge turkey covered in fur. We whipped her into shape and she ended up being a great pet, friendliest and most obedient cat I've ever seen. So there is hope, unlike with fat people.

 

[guest]

Put them both down, tell her they got sick while she was away.

I'm housesitting for my mom and her cat is an obese fuck with fat-person-stink. I slept like 2 hours because the fucking thing snores like Big Pun. I want to snap it's fucking neck. It's gut drags on the floor and if you walk through the kitchen for any reason the fat fuck sprints out of nowhere under my feet making the most pathetic, drawn out little piggy "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" because she wants a treat. If I'm ever trying to walk down the stairs I swear the fucking piece of shit is trying to trip me. Just gets right in front of my feet and stops like she wants me to punt her fat ass down the stairs. I've never been more annoyed by a cat in my life and I've run into some annoying fucking cats.

The dog's 15 years old, also stinks and is a pain in the ass to take care of but at least he's cool. The faggot cat hisses at him whenever he gets near her. I want to go home.