Fat Amy said she quit the Barbie movie cause it wasn't feminist enough

[Cuphead]

Did ya?

Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Script Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough: ‘There’s a New Team Behind It’ Now

Long before Margot Robbie boarded the “Barbie” movie and got Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach to write the screenplay, it was Amy Schumer who was set to headline the project. Back in 2016…

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[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I want Margot Robbie to jack me off with her feet.

That's all I have to add to this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her gaining a thousand pounds.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I want Margot Robbie to jack me off with her feet.

That's all I have to add to this.

We've got a romantic in here!

 

[guest]

Translation - they said "no fatties, lol"

 

[Zombie247]

I forgot that fat mess was a originally set to star in it.

 

[Chapel]

I thought it was because the movies multi million dollar budget couldn’t handle her lunch tab and babysitting for Mongo.
Contrary to what the news tells you, there is no war in Ukraine causing food shortages. No neck had second helpings and now theres bread, meat and egg shortages

 

[Phish]

I want Margot Robbie to jack me off with her feet.

That's all I have to add to this.

Feet guys make me sick. Whyd you have to write this @1950’s??!? Now i think of you as a Brony or a furry or some degenerate shit. I really like you too. FUCK!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Feet guys make me sick. Whyd you have to write this @1950’s??!? Now i think of you as a Brony or a furry or some degenerate shit. I really like you too. FUCK!

All of my girlfriends have had good feet, I'd hold them to feel big (maybe even kiss them)

But it's like their tiny hands or wrists, I don't find them sexually attractive. I see footfetish guys akin to skatologists, they're just more mainstream accepted by the jerk-off perverted, it's a gross thing to focus on

 

[Stent]

Jim Norton announces he would still be willing to work with Amy under the right circumstances.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Feet guys make me sick. Whyd you have to write this @1950’s??!? Now i think of you as a Brony or a furry or some degenerate shit. I really like you too. FUCK!

It's good to have people let you down once in a while, it keeps everyone "human" in your eyes. In time, you'll be thankful I exposed myself a degenerate.

 

[EraGodless]

All of my girlfriends have had good feet, I'd hold them to feel big (maybe even kiss them)

But it's like their tiny hands or wrists, I don't find them sexually attractive. I see footfetish guys akin to skatologists, they're just more mainstream accepted by the jerk-off perverted, it's a gross thing to focus on

 

[Meownaw]

Watch it be a complete success at the box office.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Watch it be a complete success at the box office.

An anecdote on the relative quality of Barbie media: I was babysitting for my brother (suuurreee) some years ago, and the one show his daughter and I could agree on was this CGI Barbie show on netflix. For a kids show it was well written and structured, had some more adult-oriented humor than I expected (not vulgar, just subtler than kids stuff) and a few clever movie references. I hope some other Brothaman has seen this and can back me up, I'd be ever so embarrassed if it's total shit and I created a false memory to justify watching a Barbie cartoon.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

An anecdote on the relative quality of Barbie media: I was babysitting for my brother (suuurreee) some years ago, and the one show his daughter and I could agree on was this CGI Barbie show on netflix. For a kids show it was well written and structured, had some more adult-oriented humor than I expected (not vulgar, just subtler than kids stuff) and a few clever movie references. I hope some other Brothaman has seen this and can back me up, I'd be ever so embarrassed if it's total shit and I created a false memory to justify watching a Barbie cartoon.

You are mentally ill, child.

Seek professional help.

 

[Meownaw]

An anecdote on the relative quality of Barbie media: I was babysitting for my brother (suuurreee) some years ago, and the one show his daughter and I could agree on was this CGI Barbie show on netflix. For a kids show it was well written and structured, had some more adult-oriented humor than I expected (not vulgar, just subtler than kids stuff) and a few clever movie references. I hope some other Brothaman has seen this and can back me up, I'd be ever so embarrassed if it's total shit and I created a false memory to justify watching a Barbie cartoon.

I hope the opposite.

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

Who was she supposed to play in it?

 

[EraGodless]

Who was she supposed to play in it?

Barbie's DUFF.

 

[PickleRickle]

You're supposed to want to lick Barbie's asshole, she's that perfect. I dont want to lick your bum, Amy.

 

[DMAN]