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Where does one even buy a "The Orville" shirt? Fucking loser.
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Fashionista Pat on the importance of wearing well-fitting clothes
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Ironically The Sperm King is what truckers all over Wisconsin called his father.
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Oddly enough, that wasn't one of Tommy Tomlinson's specialties-- he once got his tie caught in a glory hole. It was whole big thing. Fire and rescue were called. After the near death experience, Tommy"'s primary care physician recommended that he stop wearing ties abd sucking strange cocks from the men's bathroom stalls- especially while wearing a tie (he was wearing a bolo tie at the time having just finished riding a bull and then being ridden by a bull). Tommy, not wanting to give up sucking cock, swore to his doctor from that day forward, he'll never wear a tie again (bolo or otherwise). While the doctor was ultimately satisfied with the concession, unfortunately, Tommy's soon to be born sons were never taught how to tie a tie or even know when it was even appropriate to wear one. For papa Tomlinson, not teaching his two sons the most basic od duties a father could teach their son(s), was completely worth the risk of preventing one of them from dying by strangulation with a strange man's dick in their mouth-
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I’m pretty sure all tailors aren’t gay
He’s confusing designers with tailors.
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Sometimes I feel pity for him when I see his photos all laid out like this. But then I remember what a vicious cunt he is
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Yeah. What the fuck is Pat talking about? "Gay tailor" isn't a stereotype.
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lmao Leslie from the top ropes. Although I'm not sure you can call Pat's comment homophobic, but only because I can't tell what he's even going for with that. Tailors are Vietnamese or old Italian men. Hairdressers and designers are the "gay" fashion occupations. What a fruit.
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He doesn’t know because they don’t have tailors at Kohl’s
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Pat wears Paula Poundstone Kohl’s castoffs and he’s talkin shit?
Stay in your lane, fat boy.
Stay in your lane, fat boy.
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Probably refuses to buy a shirt where the top button fastens anyway.
That suit fits like absolute shit and he walks like such an awkward faggot. He looks like he's walking through a muddy field.
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Reminder: It's one thing to take a selfie or to want to have someone take a photo of you. It's another whole world of ego to choose to share that photo publicly and proudly.
Just looking at his photos lets me know he thinks he's the shit and no one will ever convince him otherwise. Shocker how his life is playing out.
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Yeah but he has zero muscle. His tubby fat isn’t all that dense
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Walmart Supercenter where he gets his disgusting processed "food" groceries too.
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And it's another whole world of delusion when you see that sitting across from you, take the photo, look at it, and not to delete it and try again.
Reminder: It's one thing to take a selfie or to want to have someone take a photo of you. It's another whole world of ego to choose to share that photo publicly and proudly.
Just looking at his photos lets me know he thinks he's the shit and no one will ever convince him otherwise. Shocker how his life is playing out.
Or to let him leave the hotel with you, if he's going to dress like that.
edit: It probably goes without saying, but were he just a normal, every day person, this level of cattiness is kind of gross and unwarranted. I can even get close to feeling bad for a moment, on some level, but then quickly remember what a colossal asshole this is.
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I buy all my clothes with Kohl’s cash, child.
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Smart.
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Who's got the picture of gay twink Pat with the martini?
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