FARTS TEEEEE HEEEEEEE

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm one of the seemingly few people who don't find farts funny and I never have. They gross me out and offend me. I don't want to smell your fucking shit tract and you shouldn't want me to. If an actual faggot farted in front of me I would flip the fuck out.

ME: THANK YOU!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

In one of the tapes he says, "it's time for my breakfast, bitch..." and then she straddles him on the bed and bricks in his mouth.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

 

[Meownaw]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

(Translation take a whiff of my lutefisk and yogurt fart man of laughter!)

I'm FAWKIN HOWLING over here!!!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I'm FAWKIN HOWLING over here!!!

For me, its that man of laughter line.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

The Perversions of Chuck Berry

Enclosed please find a tease of an idea I spoke to Allan about today. It involves the legendary Chuck "Johnny B. Goode" Berry himself. It seems that Mr. Berry has been very BAD.

www.vice.com

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Making fart videos with the husband for Instagram

Finding time to visit Nana on her deathbed

 

[Dennyislife]

When him and sam were on Bar Rescue drinking soda pretending they knew anything about what bar service should look like.

Sam feeling peer pressure to drink when his autism normally stops him drinking alcohol was hilarious tbf