Farmer Leslie vs Patrick the Pig, May 2024

[TorpidSloth]

I just got horrific flashbacks to college.

A sentence Pat can never truthfully say.

 

[peckafacce]

He says he did

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Why would he have to "sand it off" and not just paint over it?

It is because he's a fat liar?

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Pats bragging about his Triumph is so sad. It’s not a special edition and is a model that was mass produced in a factory in Thailand by borderline slave labour.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

A sentence Pat can never truthfully say.

Sure he can. He was on the honor roll and watched and analyzed 14 Kubrick movies in a Film 101 class. The rest of it, including what he majored in, when he graduated and even which college he attended are lost in the haze though but, I mean, who remembers where they went to college, am I right?

 

[JebJoh]

I forgot about this. He always has to play it all ways... "I've done the farm life but knew, even at a young age, that I was far too cosmopolitan for it (but I did it - I've got field-cred!!)... so I moved to - Florida. And became a deadbeat dad. And moved to - welp, back to a hovel in Wisconsin."

Same bullshit with his geek personality. Sure I’m a geek but a hard drinking, bar brawling alcoholic tough guy who just happens to like the green lantern.

 

[Harry Powell]

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BoomiaGenCon destroyed my ribs. Love the thought of him attending sci fi conventions year round

 

[Uncle Floyd]

a hard drinking, bar brawling alcoholic tough guy who just happens to like the green lantern

 

[JebJoh]

BoomiaGenCon destroyed my ribs. Love the thought of him attending sci fi conventions year round

Who dem other speakers we gof? Bro Joe, pat, Leslie …. Dey speak pretty good.