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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Rick was dating the token "fat" girl character (fat in quotations since she is merely chunky by today's standards), and he hit her or something. So they pour yellow paint on him at some kind of school function. Fucking guy came packing heat, crippled Drake, and then shot himself
He shot himself over some fucking paint? This is why the entire world thinks Canada is a bunch of pussies. "Wah, I'm Sean, I hate Wasaga Beach and all the sweet shit there is to do there!" "Wah, I'm Rick, I fuck fat girls and cry about getting paint on my clothes!" "Wah, I'm Drake, I'm a black wheelchair retard and I will inexplicably become the biggest rapper in the world despite an obvious lack of talent!"
 

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He shot himself over some fucking paint? This is why the entire world thinks Canada is a bunch of pussies. "Wah, I'm Sean, I hate Wasaga Beach and all the sweet shit there is to do there!" "Wah, I'm Rick, I fuck fat girls and cry about getting paint on my clothes!" "Wah, I'm Drake, I'm a black wheelchair retard and I will inexplicably become the biggest rapper in the world despite an obvious lack of talent!"
The Drake thing was extra sad because he was a star basketball player at Degrassi. Another point of contention between Sean and him, I might add!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Rick was dating the token "fat" girl character (fat in quotations since she is merely chunky by today's standards), and he hit her or something. So they pour yellow paint on him at some kind of school function. Fucking guy came packing heat, crippled Drake, and then shot himself
I have another Degrassi question. Was Drake a basketball player? He played basketball didn't he? And his basketball dreams were dashed because crybaby shot his spine in half.

Edit: I knew it.
 

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That song that played as Drake was shot...it was unbearable how much that song was played over the radio that summer. To this day I still get sinking pit feelings remembering that song.
Was is Backstreet's Back by the Backstreet Boys?

Everybody yeah, yeeeaaaaah, rock your body yeah, yeeeeaaaah, Everybody yeah, yeeeeeaaaah, rock your body right
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I just looked up the cast of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Why are they all so attractive? Do you know how many ugly kids there were at my school? A fucking ton of them. The majority of them even.

James Tiberius "JT" Yorke, portrayed by Ryan Cooley is more the type of goofy looking idiot we had loafing around my highschool.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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My grade 4 teacher cried because she let us have a day where we just watched The Sound of Music and when she asked what everyone thought at the end, the consensus was basically "it was gay."

She also cried another time when she let us have an entire day where we just made pizza completely from scratch. It was the only time I ever saw the home ec room put to use.

She was a really cool lady and we just didn't appreciate fuck all.
Did she actually teach anything though or was she just some dumb bitch
 

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Did she actually teach anything though or was she just some dumb bitch
She actually put more effort into making it fun and interactive than any other teacher I had. The only Canadian history I sort of retained came from her. She lived in the Northwest Territories or some Arctic shit for a long time so she admired the shit out of the Inuits and Natives. She was the first person I ever heard say "Natives or Native Aboriginals" instead of indians. She'd be talking about something and then mid-story she'd be like "I can actually take you there" or "I can actually show you how to make that" or "I actually know that person, I'll have them come in." She ruled. She got us out of the classroom all the time too. She was a hippie so if it was a nice day, we'd be outside for at least a couple hours and we'd build birds nests or she'd teach us about some plant that she saw and then we'd play a game or something. I realize it sounds like I was in a retard class or something, but it wasn't, she was just a really cool, fun lady. She really liked me a lot too.

The next year my teacher was some dumb Newfie cunt who was like particularly shitty to me and I went from being a perfect student to being a behavioral nightmare because my teacher figured out that if she fucked with me she could make me flip the fuck out and throw a chair across the room and seemed to enjoy it. I'd probably do the same thing, honestly. She probably had cameras set up and showed her friends like "look how easy it is to rile this kid up, he goes fucking NUTS." After I'd freak out I'd leave and just go sit in the washroom and if any teachers came in I'd be like "get the fuck out of here, child molester. You trying to watch ten year olds shit?" I learned fuck all that year.
 

lil chud

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Rick was dating the token "fat" girl character (fat in quotations since she is merely chunky by today's standards), and he hit her or something. So they pour yellow paint on him at some kind of school function. Fucking guy came packing heat, crippled Drake, and then shot himself
There's not a single jury in the world that would convict this Rick character after hearing this. RIP angel.
 
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