Faggots who need to get a life

[UnPRePared]

Don't mention Tom Selleck to me, sport. Ever. He RAPED my wife consensually. The mother of the light of my life, Carol Vigoda Fuchs. A few months less than a year from when she was born.

Abe, I still say you should've landed the role of Magnum, PI.

You could've been the 80's Columbo, living in Hawaii and slanging poon. You'd have had 100% of the geriatric audience.

Think of it: NBC Saturday nights, starting with Magnum and ending with Golden Girls. Old people don't go anywhere on Saturdays! It markets itself!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At least my reaction score is pretty high so I got that going for me. I’m still a faggot, but not a faggot-faggot.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Abe, I still say you should've landed the role of Magnum, PI.

You could've been the 80's Columbo, living in Hawaii and slanging poon. You'd have had 100% of the geriatric audience.

Think of it: NBC Saturday nights, starting with Magnum and ending with Golden Girls. Old people don't go anywhere on Saturdays! It markets itself!

Understandable that a Scot would think Magnum was on NBC...

 

[BUBBLER]

At least my reaction score is pretty high so I got that going for me. I’m still a faggot, but not a faggot-faggot.

Bonnie and I feel attacked

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bonnie and I feel attacked

He’s a good fawkin guy and I never had a problem with him, actually never fawkin heard of the guy tobehonestwitchya. He wants a radio war? He’s fawkin got it *burp* @IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 keep your head on a fawkin swivel, lambchop.
My average is atrocious but to be fair I almost never Pat post. Plus I post a lot of shit that no one cares about.

 

[CuntFucker .]

You have to say the safe word or you'll keep getting "fished", Abey.

edit: We should start a couple's podcast just like Jim and Niki. We can call it Fish 'n Rods.

"There are no safe words in my vocabulary."