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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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As someone who doesnt give a shit about wrasslin but found that video kinda funny does anyone have any funny wrasslin interviews/videos/etc to recommend? That Cornette fella sounds pretty entertaining
 

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In all seriousness why do all wrestlers and wrestling centric people make a point to surround themselves with garbage like that. The few times I've watched a "shoot" on YouTube, they're either in cheap hotel rooms or home offices surrounded with toys and bullshit all flung around the room like they hadn't even attempted to make the shit look presentable.
Seriously, why does every single shoot interview need to happen in a room that looks like someone just got raped? I’m pretty sure you could use the first 10 or 15 years of kayfabe commentaries as the intro for a snuff film.

In fairness, I don’t think I would spring for the four seasons just to have New Jack snort a pound of cocaine and stab someone to death, either.
 
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I gave a guy in a Cactus Jack shirt the "bang bang" guns in a Walmart as a grown man. He reciprocated. The whole thing felt really gay afterwards. It wasn't like an organic thing either, I saw the shirt, walked over to him, had to get his attention like "hey. Uhh.." *bang bang*
At least you didn't run up to him Worm Norton style, nude below your shirt except for the velcro New Balances and periwinkle socks, ass up on him and scream, "Bang, bang! You fuckin' PHONY!!! Ewwww!!! PHONY!!!!!"
 
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