Faggot, you better show up. I’m getting tired of this

[CQ Beans]

The stubby-thumbed jew nerd isn't afraid to walk around Paramus, but you (the guy who refuses to fly me both ways and pay for my stay) are?

I’m beginning to think Ray was right about you!

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Popov? As if I’d be that fancy. Dude, Paramus is Detroit in the next five years.

What exactly is your deal with NYC? Also, what grand plans am I interrupting by inviting you to the pizzeria that YOU fucking suggested?

Edit: ‘less odor’ Does Sue drink, too? You’re not making sense.

Where in Paramus did you go? It's mostly a giant shopping center for a wealthy county. You're scared of rich suburban housewives @ GSP?

 

[CQ Beans]

I’ve been to Paramus multiple times…as a child. Man up Fetterstein

Cuz, how exactly old are you? Seriously. You’re old enough to remember da show then you’re like 22 or something. You’re a fag, you’re not a fag. Pick something. Christ…

 

[Harry Powell]

To anyone wondering why I won’t meet at CHH’s steak house (which I never agreed to in the first place) it’s because number one Paramus is a dangerous shithole. If I wanted to robbed at gunpoint I could walk into literally any NYC neighborhood.

Also, restaurants that advertise themselves the way this place does are usually fancy on paper but terrible service and overpriced as fuck. As in every time.

Finally, as I mentioned I’m not being dogged by some Jewish nerd from the suburbs. We will meet tomorrow over a slice and soda. He will admit to being a huge Gaylord as I grab his hand to smack him in the face while exclaiming,’ Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!’

Sounds like you’re a big pussy to me, brotherman

 

[Petworth dude]

The Capital Grille @ GSP, 7pm EDT this Saturday

The one on Pennsylvania Avenue? It’s a PFG spot!

What's the Deal With Republicans and Steakhouses?

A history of the right’s favorite DC restaurants and the beef that’s fueling—figuratively and literally—the 2024 election.

www.washingtonian.com

I’d go, but I have plans on the other side of town.

 

[CQ Beans]

Where in Paramus did you go? It's mostly a giant shopping center for a wealthy county. You're scared of rich suburban housewives @ GSP?

Ugh, dude. For fuck’s sake… Just meet me at Carmine St. Off Topic could use da bit.

 

[CQ Beans]

Sounds like you’re a big pussy to me, brotherman

Cuz, I live in a neighborhood surrounded by housing projects. It wouldn’t pay to be that way. Also, you just lost your invite unless I receive an immediate apology. Immediately.

 

[Harry Powell]

Cuz, I live in a neighborhood surrounded by housing projects. It wouldn’t pay to be that way. Also, you just lost your invite unless I receive an immediate apology. Immediately.

I call it how I see it.

CHH invited you to dinner FIRST. THEN you started trying to change locations and times. It doesn’t work like that. No matter what excuses you come up with, it’s always gonna sound like you’re scared to go to The Capitol Grille GSP

 

[Phish]

Ive sucked dick for smaller steaks than the tomahawk at GSP

 

[CQ Beans]

I call it how I see it.

CHH invited you to dinner FIRST. THEN you started trying to change locations and times. It doesn’t work like that. No matter what excuses you come up with, it’s always gonna sound like you’re scared to go to The Capitol Grille GSP

No bullshit I was going to attend Joe’s on 14st. I made myself sick and couldn’t attend. Feeling embarrassed I figured I’d play the goof and act like I wasn’t going all along. Not looking for sympathy or making excuses I’m just saying.

I kicked that baggage in the can and am totally down for the bit. About time I contributed something to the forums other than ironic entertainment where I act like a crazy person.

Finally, like I said I’m not being dogged by some nerd who wants to seem all superior by buying me an overpriced steak. Also finally, Harry next time I’m in Chicago your ass is officially kicked.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Motherfucker all I asked for was a private flight from Ontario, a three night stay at a five star hotel, and a private flight back and you couldn't even do that. Now here you are planning vacations with my good friend Ray Wilson. I'm the one getting high-hatted here. You're giving me the high-hat.

Yeah well, have you thought about being less abrasive and maybe people would like you more?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah well, have you thought about being less abrasive and maybe people would like you more?

Have you thought about having a doper flow? I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I don't need to change. Everyone else needs to change.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Have you thought about having a doper flow? I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I don't need to change. Everyone else needs to change.

This is exactly what I’m talking about!

 

[Africa.com]

@CQ Beans why would you pick a slice over a big fawkin steak? Are you some kind of retard?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Are you some kind of retard?

Yes, he is.

 

[Africa.com]

Get the Porcini Rubbed Ribeye, you dope

 

[CQ Beans]

@CQ Beans why would you pick a slice over a big fawkin steak? Are you some kind of retard?

I’m a very special retard as per what my second grade teacher calls me. She was a wise woman.

I’m also not looking to get dogged out as I’ve sad repeatedly by some upstate dork who spent the majority of his HS years getting shoved into lockers.

 

[CQ Beans]

Yes, he is.

Thanks for the recognition.

 

[CQ Beans]

So, Noon-1:00 pm? Tolls, gas prices paid. Don’t worry I won’t let the big bad NYers beat you up.

@chocolatehellhole

 

[Stent]

@Phish @Stent Ban this motherfucker please for not following through.

I have no idea what's going on.