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I’m not entirely convinced tobehonestwitchaHow the fuck doesn't gaydar go to 10 when everyone sees him? I've never seeen a bigger closet case. I know hes British but I swear they aren't all fags.
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I’m not entirely convinced tobehonestwitchaHow the fuck doesn't gaydar go to 10 when everyone sees him? I've never seeen a bigger closet case. I know hes British but I swear they aren't all fags.
Ellen was the same way. Kind of odd that someone with the public persona of overly nice would be a huge asshole.People who've met him / worked with him say he's a complete cunt behind the scenes
I think I’m correct in my prior statement, the more I think about it.This motherfucker again.
He's forever on my shit list for being the de facto replacement of the great Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show, but he's known through all of Europe - not just Britain - as a fat fucking talentless cunt.
Why do you Americans take in strays like this? This is like the obnoxious dog you'd have to drown because no one else would want him (Dumfries was fucked up when I was a young lad, don't ask). Instead, you not only give the yappy Fuck a home, you make him a semblance of important. He couldn't trim the bollocks of Ferguson, let alone hold a gram of his talent.
And fuck you Kentucky Fried rubes for making Carpool Karaoke a thing.
1.I am often surprised by general lack of basic knowledge or lack of knowledge on what I think are pretty simple words by Americans on podcasts etc. Maybe because our media is still very class driven so high school drop outs would never get a gig talking.I think I’m correct in my prior statement, the more I think about it.
1. Americans think the British are intelligent. I have no fucking clue why but, they think the accent means they’re educated. So it’s easier to sell borderline retarded people as “intellectuals” or “silly men”.
2. It’s cheaper. Imagine trying to get a top BBC broadcaster to leave his country, for a shit spot in America. It’s a lot cheaper to sell these fags than pay for someone talented. Disney can just blast “See how funny John Oliver is tonight!?!?!? He’s British!!! You know he’s smart!!!” Over and over again. It’s that simple. They know these people will abandon their families for “fame” and can get them much cheaper. Then, build them up. It’s basically our corporations have no souls, and neither do the shit Brit broadcasters.
3. Brits are just as fat and retarded as us, and somehow uglier. So they still liked these fags in the first place.
1. I’m assuming that’s nonsense propaganda. I’ve spoken with plenty of Brit’s. None of which have seemed particularly intelligent. Not stupid, just shockingly not different than our own.1.I am often surprised by general lack of basic knowledge or lack of knowledge on what I think are pretty simple words by Americans on podcasts etc. Maybe because our media is still very class driven so high school drop outs would never get a gig talking.
2. BBC pay isnt that good. A lot of BBC talent leaves to go to sky or itv for bigger money. Especially so in radio.
3. We are nowhere near as fat as you yet. Catching up for sure but a way to go.
1. I’m assuming that’s nonsense propaganda. I’ve spoken with plenty of Brit’s. None of which have seemed particularly intelligent. Not stupid, just shockingly not different than our own.
2. I was talking out of my ass on that so, fair enough. Here, the BBC is probably the only British media export there is. So I had assumed they pay their best very well. Still, my point stands. If you’re making a decent living and are well respected, why leave your family and country? Oliver and Corden are just soulless faggots.
3. I, once again, have met a lot of British people. I know our tourists are usually fat, many of them with bitch tits. So maybe I was making an unfair assumption as you are, that because I only see fat losers, the majority must be. I’ve always been shocked at how many Brit’s I see are fat because, we’re always told we’re the only fat pieces of shit in the world.
Piers has an audience of thousands on Fox Nation here in the states though.Gavin and Stacey is highly popular. His world cup show which was his UK version of what he does now was shite. John Oliver was a unfunny mock the week panel guy and Piers Morgan was hardly a big deal either ( now broadcasting to about 20k people each day)
America does seem to use our shittiest acts while ignoring some genuinely great ones in all types of entertainment
Colbert was funny as a faux conservative pundit. His show is a steaming pile of dog shit now though. Kimmel was never funny to me. He was always lesser than Adam Carolla in my opinion.We take the unfunny talentless foreign faggots from Australia and the UK, but it's not like we aren't employing unfunny talentless American faggots either. Jimmy Fallon, one of the all time worst SNL cast members, got his asshole blown out by a Jew and has been hosting late night TV since 2009. Seth Meyers is even worse and still thing.
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