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Extremely important reminder that Shane Nokes' mother died in 2018

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) fakes medical conditions for government payouts.

Lepton scum

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PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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If I had a time machine, I would go back in time, find Shane when the damage to his psyche would be most severe, then i'd fuck him in the ass again with a butter knife.

I would return to the timeline the same day every year, hunt him down, and shove that knife right in his ass again.

He would expect me. On that date, every year. Not at first, the first two times they would seem like unrelated ass knifings. But at least by the third year, even his stupid ass would know something was awry.

Your breads gettin' buttered, boy.
 
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If I had a time machine, I would go back in time, find Shane when the damage to his psyche would be most severe, then i'd fuck him in the ass again with a butter knife.

I would return to the timeline the same day every year, hunt him down, and shove that knife right in his ass again.

He would expect me. On that date, every year. Not at first, the first two times they would seem like unrelated ass knifings. But at least by the third year, even his stupid ass would know something was awry.

Your breads gettin' buttered, boy.
Shane is getting wood over this on twitter, sick and bad crippled fool.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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85 days ago:
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is this what you meant by "nightmare" big Shane? you moaning on twitter to Jón Frímann your only follower?

that's all you've got, huh? bitching? Shane Edward Nokes the big whiny crybaby?

does it make you feel inadequate and emasculated that you grand act of defiance is... anngrily tweeting?

poor Shane, he has no power over anyone, so he has to create fantasy worlds in which he's a VIP :(
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Jesus, I go away for a few hours and this pedophile is still screaming at us and picking fights with twitter normies:

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Hey Shane, it was conclusively proven that you never worked on Fable or any other video game. It has also been proven that you requested nudes of an underage girl on an old video game forum you frequented. Your mother realized she gave birth to a pedo and killed herself, why don't you follow her lead?
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Just make an account here your retarded tub of shit. Nobody on twitter gives a shit about you. Here we can always be together.
Shane couldn’t even calculate his BMI accurately after MULTIPLE tries. He sure as hell can’t answer the simple question required to register an account here.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Jesus, I go away for a few hours and this pedophile is still screaming at us and picking fights with twitter normies
It’s telling that the only non-hostile tweets from Shane are when he’s getting a chubby over MM Schill’s fatty, sugar-filled baked goods. You just know this obese fuck is diabetic too. Sugarfoot Shane can’t stop over-feeding himself even though it’s putting his life in jeopardy.

Maybe we should send him a cake.
 
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