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Explain to me why Rekieta is so funny

Chive Turkey

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I'd suppose it'd be more cathartic if you're some Kiwifag who's been following the gloating and shit talking Rekieta was apparently doing in the preceding months. I didn't, so the whole thing felt more bizarre than funny to me.

The one thing that did make me laugh was his Zoom arraignment. The meeting was filled with trolls and one of them started spamming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER through voice chat until the court finally managed to shut him up. That combined with the look on Rekieta's face busted my ribs. Imagine this being your fucking life.
 

Africa.com

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Cocaine and Ketamine ate holes in his brain and now he thinks he can use a trick of language to get out of trouble, like a sovereign citizen. It's not for everyone but I get a solid chuckle out of the downfall. Are retards really retarded if there is no one pointing and laughing at them?
 
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The Nicky Rackets "saga" is funny because like a million or so internet asspies saw him as a surrogate "Dad" and he clearly got off on that and encouraged it and then ended up exposed as probably one of the most humiliating things outside of being an adult baby or literal pedophilia.

Like already stated, it's also that he really thinks he's a "legal genius" despite no irl success was because retards on the internet swore he was. So this pathetic old cuckold Catholic cocksucker really genuinely :image_9248:believes should be respected as a brilliant legal scholar in spite of that.
 
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The Nicky Rackets "saga" is funny because like a million or so internet asspies saw him as a surrogate "Dad" and he clearly got off on that and encouraged it and then ended up exposed as probably one of the most humiliating things outside of being an adult baby or literal pedophilia.

Like already stated, it's also that he really thinks he's a "legal genius" despite no irl success was because retards on the internet swore he was. So this pathetic old cuckold Catholic cocksucker really genuinely :image_9248:believes should be respected as a brilliant legal scholar in spite of that.
That sounds hysterical :sleep:
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Rikeita is funny because his life is an absolute mess but he's still wicked smart and educated. The contrast is shocking. Makes people laugh.
You calling him 'wicked smart' is funny, & he was barely a practising lawyer.

He did invent (or popularise) 'lawtube', but his dishonesty has cost him.

Maybe I'm jaded, but fucking some bimbo when you've got an ounce of crack isn't really that impressive, & how old is he? I probably used drugs for way too long, he doesn't impress me.

The mildly amusing juxtaposition / contrast was his fake Christian / family-man values, but once the reveals happened there really isn't much more to be had; just some old-money trustfund narcissist.

He uses a thing called a 'Balldo' because he's too much of a drunk to get hard, is that sad or funny? Probably both
 
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