Porcine pontifications? My job.
Paying Quasi? Not my job.
New unbent sunglassses? Not in my budget.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Everyone seems to forget that Pat actually has a job.
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Porcine pontifications? My job.
Paying Quasi? Not my job.
New unbent sunglassses? Not in my budget.
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He could stress test sunglasses frames with that big ol’ melon.
Disgusting marionette mouth. How does that happen?
Aging. Skin loses collagen and elastin. I wish Pat could afford injectable treatments for it. I’d love to see him with a face full of Botox and fillers.
Being a science fiction author is his actual full time job. He's supposed to be stargazing
Why does he have lips like he shares @johnnynoname's ethnic background, funster?
"The devil does not reveal himself but by the creases of his mouth, elongated by ever lying." - Apocalypse of Peter 26:11
Pat's got some DSLs. That dude chugs dick for sure.
The lines that extend to his ears are from his “lost years” performing in the Tijuana donkey show. While everyone else was in college or the military, Pat was learning to suppress his gag reflex.
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I will never not be alarmed by his mouth
The sunglasses truly are hideous. Get some wayfarers like a normal person, fatso
You KNOW he’d buy pec implants.
*pecks
I thought for sure he already had breast implants. You mean those are real?!