Every time something doesn’t go my way I yell out “USA IN DISTRESS” and it makes me die laughing.

HipTuckerCumia

hard drive full of CP media
McDonald's got my order wrong USA IN DISTRESS! I love joe he's such a buffoon.

Nearly all fast food customer service has become unbearable. The ignorance is astounding. Want to see me get in trouble for speaking my mind? Here's the truth as I've experienced it. Asian and Indian McDonald's staff are the most helpful. A majority of the rest absolutely SUCK AT WHAT THEY DO.

That is all. Go ahead and unfriend me. IRDGAF anymore.
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Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
I go outside for a smoke, and it’s raining

USA IN DISTRESS​

I have to wait to cross the street when the light is green on the other side

USA IN DISTRESS​

I go to use the toilet and see that I have to change the roll

USA IN DISTRESS​

In the winter, I have to get up a little earlier so I can warm the car up before work hell

USA IN DISTRESS​

I’m writing all this dumb stuff here

USA IN DISTRESS​

 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Donal Logue!
I go outside for a smoke, and it’s raining

USA IN DISTRESS​

I have to wait to cross the street when the light is green on the other side

USA IN DISTRESS​

I go to use the toilet and see that I have to change the roll

USA IN DISTRESS​

In the winter, I have to get up a little earlier so I can warm the car up before work hell

USA IN DISTRESS​

I’m writing all this dumb stuff here

USA IN DISTRESS​


Suicidal Tendencies is getting really lazy with their new material.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Suicidal Tendencies is getting really lazy with their new material.
All I wanted was a Pepsi!

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