Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
There's nothing wrong with shitting yourself. Everyone does it once in a while. If you're in a typical American restaurant, and it's full enough to where they have to ask diners to wait for a table, statistically speaking, there will be at least one person sitting in their own shit trying to pretend like nothing's wrong.
About 5 years ago I ate really old ham thinking that frying it first would kill all the bad things in it, then I went on a hike. In short, I ended up fast-waddling home in time to completely shit my pants as I frantically ripped my belt off. Never felt anything like that one before.