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maybe I jumped roped too hard in the heat?
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ever just randomly shit your self?
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Pooping my pants? What am I - 2?
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yeah but fortunately I was sitting on a toilet at the time
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There's nothing wrong with shitting yourself. Everyone does it once in a while. If you're in a typical American restaurant, and it's full enough to where they have to ask diners to wait for a table, statistically speaking, there will be at least one person sitting in their own shit trying to pretend like nothing's wrong.
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just hope it doesn't happen at work
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no, its from working out i think
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Ughhhhh
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No, all my pants shitting is calculated and scheduled.
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No I don't receive anal sex
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You need a diaper, jim. All the stars are doing it.
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ever since i started retaining my semen (on/off for +18h), i have not evacuated into my pants prematurely.
About 5 years ago I ate really old ham thinking that frying it first would kill all the bad things in it, then I went on a hike. In short, I ended up fast-waddling home in time to completely shit my pants as I frantically ripped my belt off. Never felt anything like that one before.
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Reminds me of a more innocent time around 2005 when everyone would go around shitting themselves and going "lol, so random"
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I just had a colonoscopy, I shit myself in bed last night due to the laxatives. Glad I had a doody diaper on.
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Imagine if you hadn't been inducted into the dirty diapers chat