ever just randomly shit your self?

[Nigger Jim]

maybe I jumped roped too hard in the heat?

 

[Mr. Fuck]

Yeah but not for a very long time.

 

[Turry]

Pooping my pants? What am I - 2?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

yeah but fortunately I was sitting on a toilet at the time

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Sounds like someone needs to practice feces retention.

 

[Mr. Fuck]

There's nothing wrong with shitting yourself. Everyone does it once in a while. If you're in a typical American restaurant, and it's full enough to where they have to ask diners to wait for a table, statistically speaking, there will be at least one person sitting in their own shit trying to pretend like nothing's wrong.

 

[Nigger Jim]

just hope it doesn't happen at work

 

[Guest]

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[Nigger Jim]

no, its from working out i think

 

[Nigger Jim]

Ughhhhh

 

[Chapel]

I hope thats sweat running down the back of my leg

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

No, all my pants shitting is calculated and scheduled.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

No I don't receive anal sex

 

[guest]

You need a diaper, jim. All the stars are doing it.

 

[StlakerFatti]

ever since i started retaining my semen (on/off for +18h), i have not evacuated into my pants prematurely.

 

[VoteJello]

About 5 years ago I ate really old ham thinking that frying it first would kill all the bad things in it, then I went on a hike. In short, I ended up fast-waddling home in time to completely shit my pants as I frantically ripped my belt off. Never felt anything like that one before.

 

[Turk February]

Reminds me of a more innocent time around 2005 when everyone would go around shitting themselves and going "lol, so random"

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I just had a colonoscopy, I shit myself in bed last night due to the laxatives. Glad I had a doody diaper on.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

I just had a colonoscopy, I shit myself in bed last night due to the laxatives. Glad I had a doody diaper on.

Imagine if you hadn't been inducted into the dirty diapers chat