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Even paul weimer's inner circle can't stand him

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look at the wall. Jeez
Also just had to simp for the sideways head bitch despite being in a relationship
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Holy fucking shit, clean your stove, you monster. Oh, and the wall.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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look at the wall. Jeez
Also just had to simp for the sideways head bitch despite being in a relationship
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As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.
 

DominusOdium

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nice stove from the 90's, stupid.
As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.
An electric stove so old it has AN ANALOG CLOCK in the middle. Might be a early 90s GE Hotpoint.
 
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An electric stove so old it has AN ANALOG CLOCK in the middle. Might be a early 90s GE Hotpoint.
Perhaps older than that. In my early years (80s) we had a mustard-yellow approximation of that.

As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.
The current house came with some modern electric (no gas here if I wanted it) and I fucking hate it. How he fuck do you control temp on the fly? Had gas in the previous, which I learned to love. I've pretty much given up on frying stuff as it feels like a gazillion minutes to heat up, and then no way of getting ahead of spikes and dips.

Oh, and I clean my cooktop and backsplash.
 
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