Even God is sick of his shit

[Jenna]

Jordan Lee's a fun guy for a pastor. You can tell by his shirt (that contrasting orange thread in his buttons display his wild side). He likes to hang loose and have a sip of beer on occasion. Just a taste.

"Why are we cooped up inside for bible study? Let's spend today's class outside, appreciating nature as Jesus intended! I'll bring my acoustic guitar, I've got a real soul-affirming cover of With Arms Wide Open!"

 

[The Fuchitive]

(614) 878-8192

Pastor Lee is tied up at the moment but his lovely secretary took a message for me.

"Owen A. Farmer and his friends thank the Good Pastor for spreading the word of the Lord to our friend Patrick Tomlinson"

 

[SFWA liaison]

it doesn't apply to me because me and nikki aren't in an open marriage! nigga how about because you don't have any children, she's a 41yo empty egg carton and you're a deadbeat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[The Fuchitive]

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FYI Alton Darby Campus confirmed that's where he works.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

ew her white nails look like shit. can't afford to get them done by chinks?

It's negro cum accumulated under those fingers from all the bukkake

 

[Brooke Shields]

Let's delve a little deeper for why Nikki is holding the pictures in this tweet

Pat was out looking for truffles or whatever he does when he sometimes ventures outside
Nikki (bill "payer") opens the mail and finds this
She sends it to Patrick (is he cheating on me? what is happening?)
Patrick says, "No child, it is the stlakers. Here, I'll tweet about how deranged they are. We are NOT in an open marriage(fuck don't leave me)."
Nikki farts

 

[Will Tate]

The Virgin Apostate Pavlovich vs the Chad Pastor Lee.

 

[stealthygeek]

So he will post real things like this sent to his hovel but any actual death threats we have to take his word on? Seems far fetched to me.

If these supposed death threats included a picture of a wayward young girl with a 1000 yard stare he probably would. Pat knows his audience.. Paul's already added this to his hidden Flickr folder.

"Why are we cooped up inside for bible study? Let's spend today's class outside, appreciating nature as Jesus intended! I'll bring my acoustic guitar, I've got a real soul-affirming cover of With Arms Wide Open!"

Pastor Jordan Lee would never cover a band on the Get Angry/Stay Angry playlist, he's a man of God. Nice try with the blasphemy tho.

 

[BudDickman]

What's the angle here? Is he blaming cyberstlakers for this, or is he pretending to be famous enough to be on the radar of some Jesus freak?

Also, toe thumbs on Niki, in case she wasn't gross enough.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pats too repulsive to be in an open marriage but he would if he could. Classic Technicality Tomlinson

Pats situation is more like regular ass cheating where Niki fucks whoever she wants and Pat just copes and seethes by himself lol.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Haha I like how it's sent like a postcard so everyone in the post office and his mailman can read it and think he's a creep.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Clint Ruin]

Sure looks like doxxing to me. Reported.

 

[Clint Ruin]

it doesn't apply to me because me and nikki aren't in an open marriage! nigga how about because you don't have any children, she's a 41yo empty egg carton and you're a deadbeat.

His blatant pathetic simping of weird 5s on the internet is what every girl dreams of in a husband

 

[guest]

What’s with the random jew broad sitting in a car?

Is that supposed to be who you’re in an open marriage with? Or is she upset because of your open marriage?

 

[Jenna]

What’s with the random jew broad sitting in a car?

Is that supposed to be who you’re in an open marriage with? Or is she upset because of your open marriage?

Open marriages lead to teenagers being bored in cars.

 

[guest]

Nikki is his number 1 enabler and deserves every bit of shit. How can a person be so dumb to fall for this guy's shit

 

[guest]

What’s with the random jew broad sitting in a car?

Is that supposed to be who you’re in an open marriage with? Or is she upset because of your open marriage?

It looks like someone the count would date so I'm guessing it's the.......



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