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Eric Hildeman is trying to fuck Boomia’s kids.

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Help! I have a stalking cult and the police are trying to kill me! We live in constant fear of our lives.

yeah you look like a fat pussy in the video

No, stlaker, it took 4 of their retarded, incompetent policepersons to subdue me, when I punch they land and they land hard, I will neutralize anyone who comes near my wife and I. I have many guns and am an angry violent drunk. If I found out who you are you are dead.....
... Help NBC I owe my stlakers $50k.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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My innocent colleagues who just repeat that people who call me fat are felony swat callers don't deserve ribbing but a fat midwit dago whose kids took a picture they had no idea about, are fair targets to get the father, His hypocrisy and morals are horrid.

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Pat: The MKE are a bunch of punk bitches who couldn't handle my sheer rage.

I hope there's officers who monitor his account for the yucks.
They can’t wait to arrest him for swatting himself - they know he’s doing it but just haven’t found enough evidence. Be great if they have some guy undercover talking to Pat at bars and wearing a wire to catch Pat spilling the SWAT beans.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Help! I have a stalking cult and the police are trying to kill me! We live in constant fear of our lives.

yeah you look like a fat pussy in the video

No, stlaker, it took 4 of their retarded, incompetent policepersons to subdue me, when I punch they land and they land hard, I will neutralize anyone who comes near my wife and I. I have many guns and am an angry violent drunk. If I found out who you are you are dead.....
... Help NBC I owe my stlakers $50k.
WHY US?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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So she believes texts and tweets are prison worthy?
She is very stupid, it’s becoming clear why she doesn’t seem to hold a job while pretending to be some respected cyber security pro. It looks like she burned every bridge possible in reference to her career. Dandy Dan hints at it but it seems like she’s known but not for anything good and most likely blacklisted in her industry.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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258,107
Help! I have a stalking cult and the police are trying to kill me! We live in constant fear of our lives.

yeah you look like a fat pussy in the video

No, stlaker, it took 4 of their retarded, incompetent policepersons to subdue me, when I punch they land and they land hard, I will neutralize anyone who comes near my wife and I. I have many guns and am an angry violent drunk. If I found out who you are you are dead.....
... Help NBC I owe my stlakers $50k.
He just can’t help but destroy his victim story over and over again. Especially when he’s released video footage of him self crying “ILL SUE YOU!” To police who weren’t even close to doing something that could be considered police brutality. They know he’s trying to get them to lose their temper and get a pay day out of it. He is nothing but white trash.
 
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