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Eric Hildeman craves attention

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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I wasn't running to win, I was running to have my voice heard. I figured a smaller party had better odds for that, plus I have friends who are active with the Green party. I wasn't "disqualified," I simply didn't gather enough signatures. Which is, I guess, a kind of disqualification, but not one where I was removed for something done or said.
he wasn’t disqualified, he just didn’t meet the qualifications. I’m sorry you’re so stupid, atalkers.
 

ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
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1) To spy on you all, 2) to be a buzzkill. I don't expect to convince any of you about anything; you're all too far gone for that. But it's nice to be all up in your digital business for a change. Sucks, doesn't it?
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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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He’s loying!

There’s no need to post to spy.

Hildawg don’t be disingenuous. You wanted to mix it up a little with the bbbbboys and you wanted a little attention. I truly genuinely don’t believe there’s anything wrong with that. It’s literally what 85% of our active posters do, myself included. Just own it brotherman.
 

Will Tate

Oven March
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He’s loying!

There’s no need to post to spy.

Hildawg don’t be disingenuous. You wanted to mix it up a little with the bbbbboys and you wanted a little attention. I truly genuinely don’t believe there’s anything wrong with that. It’s literally what 85% of our active posters do, myself included. Just own it brotherman.
It's just a fun hang.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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You're a terrible spy.
If you had half an idea what goes on around here you'd have noticed that we officially debunked the Robert Prongay hoax last week. Boomia's name is Fred and he was calling into da show 20 years ago.

Either you're a bad spy, or you already noticed this and just chose not to inform your friend Fatrick that he's about to be denied a fourth consecutive restraining order request, this time because his alleged stlaker isn't even a real person.

You're wife is so ugly she belongs in jail.
He’s probably as dumb as Pat is, not realizing again that “Prongay” is an anagram of “Gay Porn”.
 

866-Ron-0-Fez

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Eric J. Hildeman believes it's fine to rape a child as long as it's in his own (admittedly limited) imagination.

Eric J. Hildeman thinks that raping children is as harmless as saying mean things to people on the internet.
2) to be a buzzkill.
You don't have to be here to do that Eric. Just knowing someone like you exists is depressing enough.
 

NormsGhost

...and I AM funny!
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How do you spy on a public board?
Oh, I could simply spy by watching you, and I have. But by letting you all know I'm here, I keep this forum from using it to stage harassment. Like when y'all tried posting shit to our gran's funeral website, I got it taken down immediately. That's the sort of thing you can expect to be permanent. It's spying in the same sense a security camera has a little light above it to let potential thieves know it's there. I'm saying, "Hildy's watching, and will make sure to take all your fun away."

OR, you could simply leave my shit alone, and I'll leave your shit alone. How's that?
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Oh, I could simply spy by watching you, and I have. But by letting you all know I'm here, I keep this forum from using it to stage harassment. Like when y'all tried posting shit to our gran's funeral website, I got it taken down immediately. That's the sort of thing you can expect to be permanent. It's spying in the same sense a security camera has a little light above it to let potential thieves know it's there. I'm saying, "Hildy's watching, and will make sure to take all your fun away."

OR, you could simply leave my shit alone, and I'll leave your shit alone. How's that?
the best way to make this community leave you alone is to continually acknowledge it and mildly antagonize or threaten it.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Hildawg pls give me some horror movie recommendations. I’m watching The Gate (1980s) rn. We have a good thread going in off topic if you want to hop in.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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the best way to make this community leave you alone is to continually acknowledge it and mildly antagonize or threaten it.
Inspector Hildy is a bit of a shithead.

OR, you could simply leave my shit alone, and I'll leave your shit alone. How's that?
Alright, but you gotta make some vocaroos first, make them rhythmic too so I can make songs out of them.
 
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