Enough about those Adirondack Chairs

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

He never leaves the home so what the point of having cameras if you do nothing when something is being stolen?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I guess there's no need for a fence when you use overgrown weeds to frame your yard.

 

[DominusOdium]

Once again, nobody here is going to risk some Habitat for Humanity worker's life for a stupid prank when Buttermilk Tomlinson, the slowest gun and brain in the west, comes waddling out to empty his cheap gun at them.

Everyone here is of the opinion that he doesn't have a job and is likely sitting around the half hovel all day. He has cameras that give him motion alerts, right? Not only does that mean we're not sending strangers to get killed, it also begs the question of where the fuck is Fatso during this?

Since his ability to anonymously swat himself went away, he has suddenly ramped up the physical shenanigans a ton all in ways that don't really add up. Where's the paint can footage from his high tech security system? Can't use the excuse it wasnt near the camera. He's actually NEVER caught a "stlaker" on his property since the famous Pat with a Penlight footage got called out by everyone with a brain, despite his claims they're endlessly crawling all over his property.

The only thing he seems to catch these days are people taking his chairs while he's home from anonymously placed ads and charity organizations that are there in the middle of the day.

 

[Honey Badger]

What’s the old adage? “If you love someone(thing), set it free?”

You’re not meant to have those chairs, Pat.

 

[stealthygeek]

First selfie in months. Absolutely sucking in that gut.

 

[Honey Badger]

First selfie in months. Absolutely sucking in that gut.

Since August ‘23 if I’m not mistaken.

Still think he denies his hairline’s moved an inch?

 

[NoBacon]

Once again, nobody here is going to risk some Habitat for Humanity worker's life for a stupid prank when Buttermilk Tomlinson, the slowest gun and brain in the west, comes waddling out to empty his cheap gun at them.

Everyone here is of the opinion that he doesn't have a job is likely sitting around the half hovel all day. He has cameras that give him motion alerts, right? Not only does that mean we're not sending strangers to get killed, it also begs the question of where the fuck is Fatso during this?

Since his ability to anonymously swat himself went away, he has suddenly ramped up the physical shenanigans a ton all in ways that don't really add up. Where's the paint can footage from his high tech security system? Can't use the excuse it wasnt near the camera. He's actually NEVER caught a "stlaker" on his property since the famous Pat with a Penlight footage got called out by everyone with a brain, despite his claims they're endlessly crawling all over his property.

The only thing he seems to catch these days are people taking his chairs while he's home from anonymously placed ads and charity organizations that are there in the middle of the day.

It’s kiwifarms user 1997 Toyota Tacoma

 

[captain_kamala]

First selfie in months. Absolutely sucking in that gut.

Acne scab?
That shirt is so much cooler than official Harley Davidson merch

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Anyone else would tell them to keep the chairs seeing as it's a charity and the chairs are poorly made DIY shit made out of literal trash anyway. Not pat. He's going to make them drive them back then lecture the minimum wage labor about how they need to do better. I say this a lot, but I can't wait for his hyper tension to put him in the dirt, he's a truly reprehensible cunt.

I told my wife about the restore getting them and that's what I was thinking and before I said it she said the same thing. Instead of "owning" the stlakers and doing a good deed, he'll claim that his stlakers wasted a charity's time. In reality only if they return them will it be a waste of time. Your move, tubby.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Where are the videos and photos of the paint spilling Nazi?

The camera angle is different from the first chair taking and the paint splash seemed to be to the right of the vehicle. It was obviously not captured. Fat lying pig.

 

[Phish]

First selfie in months. Absolutely sucking in that gut.

Hahahaha jesus christ the tiny glasses on his fat bulbous noggin!!! Fat nigga looks like he had a bike pump hose in his mouth and someone jumped up and pushed the handle down really hard and inflated it.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Fat leech is going to now use up charitable resources because he can't fucking behave.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Oof, quick reminder to how he looked last year wearing those sunglasses.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Since August ‘23 if I’m not mistaken.

Still think he denies his hairline’s moved an inch?

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Hairline hasn't moved at all, stlakers.

His forehead is pulsing like his brain is about to explode from stress.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Nice life, stupid.

 

[RobertMewler]

First selfie in months. Absolutely sucking in that gut.

His chest and belly are covered in white cat fur. Poor Mewler.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

Welp, stlakers have trespassed on my property and defecated on my chair again

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Welp....the thing that I've been advertising to the internet that I did NOT want to happen, happened.

I am Leslie's complete surprise.

 

[captain_kamala]

Welp, stlakers have trespassed on my property and defecated on my chair again

Needs a smiling flavia cleaning it up @chocolatehellhole

 

[SFWA liaison]

Those damn anti-aborton zealots need to stop bothering him.