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DeadWithoutMyDavid

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Thanks, I've been trying to find this one. It's so funny that he thinks this sounds believable. It would be so fucking illegal for any bar to do this. There are very strict guidelines about how and where food can be prepared. Health inspections must be passed and licenses issued. One thing that will definitively cause one to fail such an inspection is the presence of pets. Especially cats and lizards.
In addition you know it's fake because there haven't been 800 follow-up tweets with pictures of Texas Pat bottles on the tables at this place.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Tell that to Rashomoron
 
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