Elton John’s only listenable song since 1989

[wbgreen]

I remember Opie and Anthony did a bit on Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" video and Anthony commented on the fact that Elton must have had a "lead-lined asshole" because he survived the 80s and 90s and didn't get aids. I thought that was mildly humorous and it gave me a loff.

I thought the same thing. Any fag who made it out the 80s alive should be recruited into the Avengers.

I think Elton was always just a boring monogamous homo. He looks like those kind of rare gay dudes who live like old women by the time they are 30. They don't party and live in houses that look like antique stores. Other fags mock them. But when you have an incurable and deadly STD running around, it's the safest way to be gay.

 

[Dennyislife]

What's this in reference to I am not familiar with the le funny in UK me iron bru

My real life.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I liked that duet with him and George Michael. Very gay but very good.

You think they sucked each other's cocks after recording it?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I like a little post 89 Elton tobehonestwitcha
I might be gayer than @CarolMaxheinie

 

[guest]

I think Elton was always just a boring monogamous homo. He looks like those kind of rare gay dudes who live like old women by the time they are 30. They don't party and live in houses that look like antique stores.

Wasn't he a massive cokehead renowned for his flamboyant parties? Never been a fan of his music - "I don't like soft ass shit" - to quote Tony Todd in The Rock, but the wife tried to get me to watch that Rocketman movie. Christ, what a gaylord gala. Made it halfway through.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So we're just gonna all pretend the Lion King soundtrack doesn't exist?

 

[Crith Boqth]

I thought he died

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

So we're just gonna all pretend the Lion King soundtrack doesn't exist?

No, we’re talking about listenable music. We’re aware it exists.

 

[fenrir]

I prefer this version of Rocket Man:

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

No, we’re talking about listenable music. We’re aware it exists.

Looks like someone cannot feel the love tonight

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I saw Tantrums and Tiara's a long time ago - good God, what a diva Elton is.

Still love the guy though, him and Bernie Taupin have done incredible work.



Bowie every day. That man's talent was jealousy inducing.

Bowie didn't need a hetero puppetmaster to write lyrics for him.

 

[Fortified Wine]

Wasn't he a massive cokehead renowned for his flamboyant parties? Never been a fan of his music - "I don't like soft ass shit" - to quote Tony Todd in The Rock, but the wife tried to get me to watch that Rocketman movie. Christ, what a gaylord gala. Made it halfway through.

He still is....only like 2 years ago this dude I know dropped off a bunch of blow for him and Britney Spears partying.

"so I guess you're the asshole we're waiting for"