Elton John’s only listenable song since 1989

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
I live near him. His husband was in town with their kids and I saw people going up to then asking how Elton was as there was some sort of health scare he'd just had. The kids were baffled how people knew one of their daddies was ill.

Wait until they find out having two dads isn't normal.

The mansions dotted around the planet make up for it I guess.
You shouldve told him he's a fucking faggot man
 

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
I remember Opie and Anthony did a bit on Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" video and Anthony commented on the fact that Elton must have had a "lead-lined asshole" because he survived the 80s and 90s and didn't get aids. I thought that was mildly humorous and it gave me a loff.
 

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
I got to 1:20 and tapped out because they hadn't even gotten to the chorus yet. You and I have very different tastes, unless you also think Disposable Heroes is Metallica's best song.


I liked that duet with him and George Michael. Very gay but very good.
I don't remember it, but George Michael is the best homo in pop music bar none. If the guy wasn't gay, he'd be the most easily laid guy in world history.
 
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