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Hear that, Fat? Go and see your daughter. Oh right
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That might be what finally gets pat to cut the cord.Next step is tweeting limits. No one should be able to Tweet 50 times a day unless you’re some live news / update shit.
Dont worry. Mastadon (or whatever the hell) has been ON FIRE lately. Pats gonna go viral on there. Just this one more tweet. Ill give it up tomorrow. (Rinse repeat)That might be what finally gets pat to cut the cord.
These new changes are going great!Dont worry. Mastadon (or whatever the hell) has been ON FIRE lately. Pats gonna go viral on there. Just this one more tweet. Ill give it up tomorrow. (Rinse repeat)
They'd be making money hand over fist if people received the message, "Sorry, you have exceeded this month's tweet limit. To be able to tweet 50 more times before August 1, 2023, please allow Twitter to charge $3.00 USD to your registered credit card." Fuck charging people $8 a month for a blue sticker.Next step is tweeting limits. No one should be able to Tweet 50 times a day unless you’re some live news / update shit.
None of the alternatives get quoted in the news and his follower count is too important to him to ever just walk away. He would have to get that account banned on top of all these new elon limits and a post limit. Even then its still a big maybe.In retrospect it's obvious that no matter how "hostile" (actually, not subservient) to Pat's politics Twitter became, he would never stop using it for that reason. After all, he's a political firebrand who loves to fight!
No, he'll only stop using it because he literally can't. Now Elon has made that happen. I hope he presses harder on rate limits for non-paying accounts tomorrow. Suffer, pig.
Yeah, I think he’s going to talk himself into it being okay for Lynn to pay the $8 for him. To his captivated followers, he’ll cite safety in the wake of increased SWATtings or because he and Niki go official as anti-SWAT activist grifters.None of the alternatives get quoted in the news and his follower count is too important to him to ever just walk away. He would have to get that account banned on top of all these new elon limits and a post limit. Even then its still a big maybe.
To be able to tweet 50 more times before August 1, 2023, please allow Twitter to charge $3.00 USD to your registered credit card or say "Please, Mr. Musk, may I have some more?" directly into your microphone.
That’s the funniest thing to me. They act like Twitter is a public service that they’re entitled to. Remember how when they used to ban people for questioning the vaccine it was all “private company, they can do whatever they want!”View attachment 131085
What a fucking baby. These people think they are OWED this platform. If I were Elon I’d delete this pussy’s account just for fun.
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