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I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I didn't mean that.Take your dryer and shove it up your fuckin asssss.
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I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I didn't mean that.Take your dryer and shove it up your fuckin asssss.
It’s ok, zaddyI'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. I didn't mean that.
Could you imagine finding out Bonnie was/is a mud shark coal burner! It'd fawwkin rib shatter my heart!That’s one of the best OnA segments ever. Norton imitating Bonnie’s lover, “Ayo baby, I just wonder if I’ll ever be able to get out of the gang life.”
She’s actually a virgin saving herself for me.Could you imagine finding out Bonnie was/is a mud shark coal burner! It'd fawwkin rib shatter my heart!![]()
I suppose I can cede her cunt's virginity to you, but her asshole's virginity is mine! Deal?She’s actually a virgin saving herself for me.
I’m absolutely in a position to offer that to you. Deal.I suppose I can cede her cunt's virginity to you, but her asshole's virginity is mine! Deal?
Fucking A, you're a real bruthaman, Me2ster!I’m absolutely in a position to offer that to you. Deal.
If you were gonna have issues it wouldve been when you turned the dryer back on with the new plug. Itll be fine. Again, the biggest risk involving the 3 or 4 pronged plugs is the safety of your machine usually. If it was gonna blow, it wouldve when you plugged it back in. Pretty safe in saying itll be all good from here out.Ended up just switching out the 4 prong for a 3.
Didn’t get electrocuted, the dryers working just fine, and it didn’t even trip the breaker, so I guess all is well until the house burns down.
Appreciate it phish!If you were gonna have issues it wouldve been when you turned the dryer back on with the new plug. Itll be fine. Again, the biggest risk involving the 3 or 4 pronged plugs is the safety of your machine usually. If it was gonna blow, it wouldve when you plugged it back in. Pretty safe in saying itll be all good from here out.
Ambian?!Appreciate it phish!
Do you know where/how I can get some ambian?
I’ll give that a go! Thanks!A
Ambian?!
NFLerster Mike Webster taught the world the best way to cure sleeplessness post CTE. Jam a taser into your stomach and pull that trigger, nigger! You're welcome.
"Nonetheless, Webster continued to disappear for weeks at a time without explanation and without contact with friends and family. He exhibited unusual changes in behavior, and became so agitated and restless that he used electroshock weapons on himself to induce sleep."
Ambien/Lunesta is very easy. I can send you a few links that have legit pharma sleeping pills in blister packs. Ive tried em for when i was kicking dope and theyre deff legit. Gimme a lil bit and ill get a dm sent your wayI’ll give that a go! Thanks!
And if anything shorts you fry everything in the house as well as shock everyone touching an appliance. No big deal.If you were gonna have issues it wouldve been when you turned the dryer back on with the new plug. Itll be fine. Again, the biggest risk involving the 3 or 4 pronged plugs is the safety of your machine usually. If it was gonna blow, it wouldve when you plugged it back in. Pretty safe in saying itll be all good from here out.
Anything I can do to help, bruthaman!I’ll give that a go! Thanks!
And if anything shorts you fry everything in the house as well as shock everyone touching an appliance. No big deal.
Thanks CHH, but the die has been cast!More efficient to run on the 4 prongs cause you'll have some features like the timers and all that running on 120v which require one neutral wire and the heating elements and motor running on 240v.
Appreciate it! I sent you a dm.@ETAOIN SHRDLU i cant DM you cuz youre a private profile Nword but the few links i had saved are now disabled. I sent a few messages on telegram to track em down tho. Im sure its easy enough to find out-of-country, like russia/japan but i just assume you wanted domestic in the US. (Its always the smartest way to go unless you dont mind waiting a few weeks). Ill just post em publicly when they get back to me if i cant DM you
Did you even check the amps of the breaker / outlet and what the dryer is running on? Not sure how far your panel is from the dryer outlet itself, but you'd definitely be spending a few hundred bucks and a lot of frustration at least to make it a correct 4 wire outlet. You may or may not die in a fire or your clothes might take twice as long as usual to dry, not sure. Having said that - I'm more familiar with commercial electrical DIY work where everything for the most part is 3 phase and higher voltage for vfd speed control / programming and lower amperage requirements.Thanks CHH, but the die has been cast!
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