Electric chemistry

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Jokes are apparently as foreign to Dan as his wife. Way to roll with the bit, eyebrows

 

[Kinderman]

Also, this clip is looped perfectly. It sounds like they’re in a never ending cycle of Dan trying to tell us about his phone blowing up, then being derailed by questions about his Brazilian wife.

 

[Sputnik]

Could anyone post the link to the latest podcast and then promptly kill themselves?

 

[King of OnAForums]

Rib demolishing.

Where can I find this? This is fucking incredible

I confess I edited it to make it sound more awkward than it was.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"I think you're confused." Turk is operating at a level Dan can't even comprehend. I watched the Steve-O episode of TAFS the other day and this has very similar energy. Not pictured: Dan aggressively puffing on his Füm and trying to hock Blue Chew.

 

[captain_kamala]

Every good relationship is built on a foundation of not being able to communicate

 

[Sue Lightning]

The silence after “Twerk and eat burritos” busted my fucking ribs when I heard it. Go back to the thread when this premieried and me commenting “car crash” is referencing this exact moment.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

#Khemustree

 

[quasi101]

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I did this for you!!!!!!!

can any of you 911 conspiratards explain to me why the big boot wouldn't have accounted for faster than free fall speeds?

 

[cachorro]

Opie and Dopie

 

[Honey Badger]

I love it. Twerk and burrito could be our very own bong hit transplant.

 

[BUBBLER]

That was great, I can't believe Dan admitted to her not speaking English...I've never had an issue with him marrying a Brazilian, but marrying one that doesn't speak your language? That's some 90 day fiancee shit.

 

[Stent]

English, Mullenfucker! Do you speak it?!

Say jajajaja one more goddamn time!

 

[The Talking Dead]

That was great, I can't believe Dan admitted to her not speaking English...I've never had an issue with him marrying a Brazilian, but marrying one that doesn't speak your language? That some 90 day fiancee shit.

True. Still much less embarrassing than the path Jimmy chose though. At least Flavia is an actual woman (I think).

 

[Dog Eater]

Every good relationship is built on a foundation of not being able to communicate

On the first day of Christmas my true Dan gave to me, a green card for a sex fee.
On the second day of Christmas my true Dan gave to me, two Irish fists and a green card for a sex fee.
On the third day of Christmas my true Dan gave to me, three spic maids, two Irish fists and a green card for a sex fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true Dan gave to me, four court reports, three spic maids, two Irish fists and a green card for a sex fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true Dan gave to me, fiiiiive silver sinks, four court reports, three spic maids, two Irish fists and a green card for a sex fee.​

 

[FatPatsBaps]

 

[Kinderman]

Turk made Dan have his own blueberry moment(s). The pauses after every Turk interjection are some of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a long time. I must have listened to this 100 times by now. He still had a little confidence after “you were with your Brazilian wife,” but “DOES SHE SPEAK ENGLISH?!” completely threw him. And his cool guy enunciation of “Targetttt” is infuriating.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I love the long pause here!



This Turk guy doesn't play by the rules!

 

[guest]

Turk is Canadian af, I cant even remotely describe it...he reminds me of my university days...even the long pauses are a product of his environs

 

[DMbA]

Dan trying to tell us about his phone blowing up

Was he charging his Samsung Galaxy S7?