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Elderly Health Expert Dr Pat is back!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He’s telling everyone Mitch had a stroke because he has a long history of seeing this happen to his “elderly clients”
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Gosh, what ISNT he an expert in!

Old man looks to have a stroke, piggy has to tell everyone his respected medical diagnosis.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I knew a guy who worked at this Denny's I'd frequent in my youth and he would constantly have these mini seizures, sometimes you could barely tell and sometimes he'd stop in the middle of a sentence and resume after 6 or 7 seconds. It was weird. I'm not a doctor like the trained knife fighter Pat here, but I wonder if it was something like that
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I always assumed it was over the phone as opposed to in person? I’m sure it’s yet another Tomlinson Tall Tale but I wonder if this is unethical/illegal and whether United Healthcare would care to hear about this?
Yeah and how much time is he spending with these “clients” face to face? Then again I’m not a super smart health insurance guy that makes tens of thousands of dollars a year on policies that were close to 15 years ago to sick elderly people.
 

Steve Ramone

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I always assumed it was over the phone as opposed to in person? I’m sure it’s yet another Tomlinson Tall Tale but I wonder if this is unethical/illegal and whether United Healthcare would care to hear about this?
He's obviously loying. He was an insurance salesman, not an adjuster. Insurance adjusters would have contact with people who perhaps had issues with strokes, a salesman would be like "do you have any prior health conditions?"

"Yes I'm actively having a stroke"

"Unfortunately I can't offer you a policy at this time as it's not really financially viable to sell insurance to people literally dying."
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Yeah and how much time is he spending with these “clients” face to face? Then again I’m not a super smart health insurance guy that makes tens of thousands of dollars a year on policies that were close to 15 years ago to sick elderly people.
Pat didn't realize he wasn't supposed to make himself the beneficiary
 

captain_kamala

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He's obviously loying. He was an insurance salesman, not an adjuster. Insurance adjusters would have contact with people who perhaps had issues with strokes, a salesman would be like "do you have any prior health conditions?"

"Yes I'm actively having a stroke"

"Unfortunately I can't offer you a policy at this time as it's not really financially viable to sell insurance to people literally dying."
I used to work as an insurance adjuster, they had doctors come in and train us about how mris of the back mean nothing and everyone with back pain is lying and we had to deny their treatment. That's about all I know about health. Also fat people repeatedly break their ankle and knee hardware.
 

RickReternal

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He’s so transparent. He told the exaggeration (likely lie) about insurance residuals on the podcast and now is suddenly talking about his one job. But he doesn’t stop there, he turns a phone job into an in-person job (so you did door-to-door, Pat? Really?) and is also somehow using it to opine on a medical issue.

Outstanding. A++++
 
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I used to work as an insurance adjuster, they had doctors come in and train us about how mris of the back mean nothing and everyone with back pain is lying and we had to deny their treatment. That's about all I know about health. Also fat people repeatedly break their ankle and knee hardware.
something like that is why I assumed it took so long for Nokes (and most others) to get approved for disabilities. they just Doc shop until they find someone who is too lazy to argue with them or doesn't care to sign the documents for them saying they are disabled because: Reasons.

then again, when it comes to backs, nobody knows nothin
 

eggfeller

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surprised fat didn’t take the opportunity to cheer in the right places on this one. “moscow mitch’s russian sleeper agent programming was malfunctioning, child.” almost felt sorry for ol chinkconnell. i’m surprised pat has never tried to cozy up to his daughters, who are all fat libtard cat ladies
 
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